@PlanetShana's most faved Tweets...
"Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver."
1
Xytrex
I am definitely a Daydream Believer, but in my old t-shirt and jammie pants, forget the Homecoming Queen.
1
Xytrex
Tried cleaning to classical music. I don't recommend Flight of the Bumble Bee.
1
Xytrex
Saw an ad for Brazillian cellulite treatment and wonder if it works on American cellulite, too.
1
Xytrex
(Sung to LIttle Jack Horner) "...he put in his thumb and pulled out a fast food ranch dip and said why didn't I empty the garbage?"
1
Xytrex
If rain in French is "pleut", is snow in French "sneut"?
1
Xytrex
Decided to think positive, but when he said to his cell: "can you pick me up--I have to go to jail Monday", I walked a wee bit faster
1
Xytrex
@Xytrex, nah, just needs to be more like McDonald's: "Would you like a hug with that?" :)
@PlanetShana in reply to Xytrex
1
Xytrex
Some people collect friends like marbles and trading cards; I collect friends like scars: I'd rather have just a few that last forever.
1
JSlo
I guess hurting your foot to the point of limping's not that bad--I can play pirate whenever I want.
1
Xytrex
Tip: To have your favorites shown faster, follow @favstar