@redheadedtart licking the toilet, nah

We have all watched enough movies to see how a well planned robbery can be done. Seldom does it go wrong, here it went right all the way.

“@chopper4jk: Even bad sex means you got some…shut the fuck up.” It's good to be thankful

@myredhairisreal morality is pretty much dependent on your standards. One mans Morals is another mans jail cell. We have choice

@myredhairisreal everyone has their favorite pastime.

Bollywood now films movies in Lisbon. The spice trade has come home. Wow it took 525 years

Where are the billions of rands going that are meant to be collected from #etolls? Who is benefitting from the money. Who is stealing now?

I had the misfortune of watching TLC a few nights ago. I found out about #Honey boo boo. WTF, what a load of useless people. Really

@myredhairisreal this is really everyone's dream & highest calling.

@larisasays you live in the coldest place on earth. How do you do it. I have friend who farms in Winnipeg. That place is freezing wow!!

@myredhairisreal I believe you have stated a very obvious fact. The practice aspect remains to be tested.

I'm going on a early morning safari now. It's 4:45. Yesterday was awesome. #molori lodge. #madikwe game reserve pic.twitter.com/oijtUQ2r

@goodballs so now what are you going to do with this new discovery?

“@0223allie: Pandora Bracelets are just another name for overpriced Charm Bracelets.

I'll take (edit) diamonds any day!”

@foreman_issues, no money owed, right, I'll believe you no problem

I'm married, & I lose my mind every second of the day. I love my rife, but she drives me to the brink of suicide. Living on the edge, WOW!!

@angelaehh @theimmortaljash normally I would say yes, but I also need a day off!

@myredhairisreal enjoy the feeling, I get to rub my own balls, thanks I will also enjoy.

@puffin7911 I thought I was the only one, I'm relieved to know I'm not alone

@puffin7911 no you not the only one, trying tweeting when you drunk or sleepy, then read them in the drafts in the morning, just horrible.