What if Bruno Mars and Taylor Swift dated and broke up, imagine the songs.

Drink every time Romney interrupts the moderator.

It's funny how Bieber thinks he's hardcore when he doesn't cancel a concert because of a cold.

If you feel like people don't care about you, that's because they, most likely, don't. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

if lohanthony is going to follow anybody it should be someone leading him off a cliff

Never say no to a Tim Burton movie. It's just something you don't do.

If your age is on a clock, then you’re too young for cock.

I think it's funny that beliebers always blame Selena if @justinbieber does something "that he wouldn't really do" yeah okay whatever.

blink-182 is the best thing that's trended all summer. Everything else has been either irrelevant or unnecessarily repetitive.

And a bunch of asterisks. RT @irespectfemales: behind every "b*tch" is a dumb a** guy that made her that way.

Which is...? http://twitpic.com/5al4z4

"@autocorrects: I’m going to create a new kind of shoe with no sole in it. I call it “Ginger”" wow ur soooo funny

have an inappropriate joke about foster the people and the shooting today but too soon

Anyway. I made my brother eat duck jerky for the rest of my candy. He did. And he actually liked it, but I didn't tell him it was for dogs.

When I hear her actually speak I pull an @irespectfemales and just sit there like (fyi: I'm deaf)

If you like orange juice, with pulp, I'm questioning your sanity.

#pointlesshashtagthatyouprobablywillnotreadokayiamrunningoutofcharactersthisisnotgoodohnohalpmeprettypleaseuhohiamgoingtodienowbye

Having to wake up early is such an inconvenience.

this bitch was following me so i threw a snowball at her and she threw one back she was either dtf or just being a bitch.

i hear little 5 years olds cursing so idk why club penguin makes a big deal out of it.