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What if Bruno Mars and Taylor Swift dated and broke up, imagine the songs.
Drink every time Romney interrupts the moderator.
It's funny how Bieber thinks he's hardcore when he doesn't cancel a concert because of a cold.
If you feel like people don't care about you, that's because they, most likely, don't. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
if lohanthony is going to follow anybody it should be someone leading him off a cliff
Never say no to a Tim Burton movie. It's just something you don't do.
If your age is on a clock, then you’re too young for cock.
blink-182 is the best thing that's trended all summer. Everything else has been either irrelevant or unnecessarily repetitive.
have an inappropriate joke about foster the people and the shooting today but too soon
Anyway. I made my brother eat duck jerky for the rest of my candy. He did. And he actually liked it, but I didn't tell him it was for dogs.
If you like orange juice, with pulp, I'm questioning your sanity.
Having to wake up early is such an inconvenience.
this bitch was following me so i threw a snowball at her and she threw one back she was either dtf or just being a bitch.
i hear little 5 years olds cursing so idk why club penguin makes a big deal out of it.
I used to tweet a lot, but now I don't and I really don't know what to put here so enjoy that useless fact. Or not. It's up to you, really.