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"JANET, DR.SCOTT, JANET, BRAD, ROCKY!!"
These are the stories our Parents raised us with & then they complain..
Tarzan never wore Clothes; Sleeping Beauty married a stranger who kissed her; Cinderella lied to sneak out at night to attend Party..
Little Red Riding Hood didn't listen to her mother; Snow White lived with 7 Men; Pinocchio was a Liar; Robin Hood was a Thief...
Watching Bobs Burgers. This show is actually pretty damn funny!
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with shit! #SweeneyTodd
"I sort of feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with you, Not that I do drugs unless you do drugs in which case I do drugs all the time.."
Darling, I don't know how to tell you this.. But there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.
Two weeks of feeling absolutely crap has finally taken a toll on me. I think I need a doctor badly
lol at rebecca black being pregnant. she must have chosen the back seat then.
I always think that when Im babysitting that the parents must have put nanny cams around the house LOL should probably stop being naked then
#TruthTuesday I used to fangirl some of the friends I have now.
I'M JUST A SWEET TRANSVESTITE, FROM TRANSEXUAL, TRANSYLVANIA.
My throat feels like a blender.
"If I could give birth to kittens instead of babies I would totally be having unprotected sex on a daily basis." THIS
MUA / Drinker of tea / Lover of video games / Secret Detective
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