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Everyone's all having kids or getting married..I'm just sitting here like "I want a new tattoo"
If Twitter has taught me anything it's:
1)Most women have an awesome sense of humor
2)Being married is fucking awful
3)Canadians are real
I love being on vacation, but nothing beats coming home and shitting in your own toilet