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Tonight's meditation: When life hands you melons, you may be dyslexic.
TONIGHT'S MEDITATION: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation...
TONIGHT'S MEDITATION: "Son, when Lincoln was your age, he was studying by firelight." "Dad, when Lincoln was your age, he was President."
TONIGHT'S MEDITATION: If you laid every Twilight fan end to end around the world, a lot of them would drown, get run over or eaten by lions.
TONIGHT'S MEDITATION: Don't kill all the stupid people. Just remove all the warning labels and let the problem fix itself.
Overheard at grocery: "Paper or plastic, sir?" "Doesn't matter. I'm bisacksual."
TONIGHT'S MEDITATION: Darth Vader is still single. He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places.
Tech columnist, NY Times; PBS NOVA host; Missing Manuals creator, dad of 3!