@lordpalpatine In Star Wars, why did the Evil Empire leave Catholic nuns alone? Force of habit. #starwarsjoke

#onceuponatime there was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died. The end.

#YouMightBeGhettoIf you sag your pants.

@arsheyaaaq I know how you feel. When people come over I just lock myself in my room till they go away

#MyGoalFor2012 none, cuz I'll keep on procrastinating the goals and never actually reach them.

@dontu_hatethat Or...you're searching for an item for over an hour only to find out that it was right in front of you the entire time...

Parents are hypocrites.

You go into a restroom stall and see unflushed poop. #DontYouHateThat
@dontu_hatethat

You spend hours on a project only to find out the teacher changes his/her mind and doesn't pick it up. #DontYouHateThat @dontu_hatethat

#nevertrust a hypocrite.

#whatifindattractive people with a nice personality(:

#moviequotemonday
"I've always wanted to use that spell."

#favoriteNBAMoments
Dirk Nowitzki.
That's all I gotta say.

@spongemeup NBA is back!!
(*^◯^*)

Buy Mistletoe on iTunes?
Hell no, I'm buying the Pokemon Theme Song.

I'll stop procrastinating... later.

#Top10Lies
That was my last piece of gum.

#ICantRespectYouIf get through life by cheating.

Teen Dads?
That's it, where's the gun?!