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I need friends.
Some people you meet in this life but don't ever see in person, can be the best type of a friend.
About to work in the basement again, not nearly as sexy as it sounds. No master to beat me down there.
I hope my pets don't need therapy for watching get off several times a day. #awkwardstairsfromtherapistscareme
Finally ditched the kid so I could make my vaginal walls pulse......motherhood suits me
Pizza hut is one of the four food groups, right??
Who knew pepperettes could actually rip you a new asshole??
Hey life! I'm down now, come and kick me!!!!
I remember thinking twitter was a fad, quit Facebook today. #ghetto
It's always the dog fuckers that complain about what others aren't doing. Note to self...stay under radar.
Sweet but dirty minded with a touch of gross. I like cock pictures.