I can't believe this was Gossip Girl all along. pic.twitter.com/8NYw71nm

I never intended on watching Peggy Bundy get it from behind.. with Jimmy Smits, no less. #RuinedChildhood #SOA

LEGS SHAVED ---- TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR

I'm just a girl in her bedroom, waiting for a stranger on the internet to love me.

Always a Velma, never a Daphne.

Creative people will never have peace of mind. It's always on.

I'm the kind of girl that laughs at her own text responses while typing them, and then after i've sent them.

Refreshing your email is the new waiting by the phone.

THIS is the least romantic generation EVER. I mean, there were 2 movies made about friends just fucking.

No matter your opinion, its tragic. this person is 19 years old. He's an 'adult' but he's young and fucking stupid and caused so much pain

Lana Del Rey is the patron saint of White Girl Problems.

god, i wish i could burn calories by tweeting.

Just shouted out at my family RYAN GOSLING IS WHO I'M SAVING MYSELF FOR

Since I drew this, I am telling you all ..GPOY  http://instagr.am/p/R8XC9lnzHo/ 

”Pre menstrual murder disorder” is my new favorite expression.

dating tip: tell boys about your facebook but not your twitter so you can talk shit about them. #ImTerriblyAwkwardWithBoys

The next time you're worried about your thighs touching, just remember that Beyonce's thighs touch. #FuckTheThighGap

“I won’t kiss you. It might get to be a habit and I can’t get rid of habits.”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, Flappers and Philosophers

Today marks the 1yr anniversary of my doing the @hellogiggles tweet of the day. So proud!

“‘If the girl had been worth having she’d have waited for you?’ No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody.” - Fitzgerald