@viewpointctv @demandaction @markcglaze @johnfugelsang I can't believe Rand Paul called the Sandy Hook victims props.

Thanks to the Multiverse for every inch of Selma Hayek.

@michael_zak @thinkprogress @vadum that winner take all mentality is why this country will fall like every great empire before it.

Fly high lesbian seagull. I fuckin love Beavis and Butt-Head.

@dankcharnley I'm sure he killed the co author w/ just his fortitude.

“@barrr: I might have liked X-Files more than chicks at some point. #redhairdontcare” @thatkevinsmith

@dankcharnley this is a quote from every water cooler hero."just eat the pussy!"

@dankcharnley @younghebrewbro @your_boy_dylan that looks like my 2:30pm on any given day.

@dankcharnley thats so sad. But funny.

@doctorjeff the multiverse offers endless amounts of perspective w/ a spoonful of humble pie. Mankind, were just a grain of sand.

@richmonddistric on this rare occasion, I've been bested.

@dankcharnley ill fucking take that job. I don't need cash. Just find a gravy boat the size of a kid corvette and fill it w/ apple jacks.

Finding out that there are right wing Nazi like parties in Greece is a real bummer. I wish the world would take a metaphorical smoke break.

@thinkprogress what a shock. Birth control works.

@mrwordsworth don't have to see it when I can smell it.

@sveldtsmelt sound advice from a such a level headed individual. You go first.

@sveldtsmelt hell yea you crazy s.o.b.

@titanshomer I'm guessing you're not a fan of men who batter women.

@mrwordsworth puffed or crunchy? I want an answer.

@jessycacaface @sacredcum @depresseddarth I've never seen anything under my stomach.