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  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    You asked for my opinion when you hit the fucking follow button.

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    emceejtrialfemmeOngoingBSMattDaddyOhoneybadgerMel
  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    Just remember who loved you when you had 100 followers.

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    IdStandOnThatchrisanna4real
  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    Twitter is whatever you blow it out of proportion to be.

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    1_da_boiMandalynne1016SolelyBThe_MissFitColehill_TaraFavstar250caNdi_caNe32tinoz1997
    TorriableNotJPo
  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    Life was better before everything needed a charger.

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    Jinxy00YesitsAl
  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    Hey Birthers! You've never seen Jesus Christ's birth certificate. Yet you believe that fantasy. Shut the fuck up.

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    JohnDuffy21RockKrallerIbex67Colehill_TaraCpt_BurnoutTorriableJustLindaSTLboredlikeyou
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    CarlTheFourthNowAPisces
  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    More Boobs. Less Bombs.

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    notoriouspg13SeanoSaysCarmenGiadixie_lee_peaslicensedtoverbsassysexualHyperIntellectbarcelonasnshne
  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    Which came first your inability to laugh at yourself or the stick up your ass?

    • 156
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    SolelyBThe_MissFittwilighteyes08Colehill_TaramegbadaTorriablenatx24Mama_in_heels
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    brutalbird__leahlovescheezJaneDozeynufndfa_que2warbird622The_MartiniGirlWaterLilyDreams
    alive_and_dyingDanDoofus
  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    They had Child Protective Services when I was a kid. Her name was Gramma

    • 247
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  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    If it bothers you so much. Why don't you write what color your eyes are across your boobs.

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    MrPhuqtacos_y_cervezaVonBrutalteacup_giraffekzam92bouncerfacehldherdownHoneyBaaBaa
    Ms_Peep
  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    I can be as emotionally unavailable as you need me to be.

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    RockKrallerJeffDerwaWhat_a_sinTorriableginlydangelsrwarriorsyoursfortonightbrutalbird__
    RummyLauded
  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    Let me know when your vibrator buys you a diamond bracelet.

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    RockKrallerColeAlcornTorriablefa_que2BrianhopecomedyRichHarris2ReeseButCallMeVAglaea_
    robocreepohshhbrandy
  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    How do you know where the boundaries are if you don't cross them on occasion?

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    _KayPizzleDawnRaeCrispyRcerstacilwoodsbeeisforbeeautykaylaleann5__sun_sand_Carol13rodz
  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    I'm the semi-colon of the dating pool. I can be used but apparently no one knows how.

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    SnarferniniSolelyBJohnDuffy21AlphaBellebessyvegasThe_MissFittwilighteyes08Colehill_Tara
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    RockKrallerLife_Writ_LargeThe_MissFitColehill_Tarabrutalbird__fa_que2justdoitnowokameo02
    MandyNoPantsOngoingBSBelvAndBourb
  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    My significant other is a nap.

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  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    You can hate weed all you want. I bet it was a stoner that thought of putting M&Ms in trail mix, though.

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  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    The McRib is only for a limited time because it takes so long to save up that many pig assholes.

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    VolcanoWolf
  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    Put those ridiculous antlers on your car. So the Mayans know whom to take first.

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  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    Times are tough. Take the two Tic-Tacs and get off my porch, kid.

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  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    I've watched Intervention. So no, no I won't be attending your surprise party.

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  • PoppawSteve
      ... @PoppawSteve

    Um hey vegans. You know you die, too. Right?

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    yoursfortonightKevs_Kitchen3fi3dl3rCheckBackLawAnimeDrocgripegalDadandBuriedtrezaagung
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