@Porto_Rock's (PR) most faved Tweets...
First time I've ever been in an Apple store. Holy hipster Heaven Batman. I could make a quilt out of all the ironic scarves in here.
Momma just asked *me* how I make the rice because she likes it better than her own. You can see this smile from space.
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I am happy to report that I have met a young lady who thinks I'm interesting to talk to.
IRL
Feet don't fail me now.
IRL
Feet don't fail me now.
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Hot classroom, fly buzzing my head, Calculus on the board, sitting behind a greasy Warcraft hero.
God whatever I did I apologize. Profusely
God whatever I did I apologize. Profusely
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Not only am I going to geek out & watch Star Trek this evening, but I'm going to the IMAX theater to boot. My tattoos all just fell off.
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I never believed them when they told me but now I know better. Pancake hangovers *do* exist. Also, uuunngghh.
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Looks like I did make that test my bitch. & a 92 means that it was the last Calculus class I'll have to take in my life. FUCK YES.
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Some are Favrd once every 2 tweets, me like every 2 weeks. But I gotta say, when it comes time to play, I'm the best out of all these freaks
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In one fell swoop, dude just turned himself into the Guy Kawasaki of the Favrd crowd. That's *talent*.
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People bitching about sports tweets today remind me of why I used to stuff them in their locker. Without their inhaler.
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Alright I'm back. Soooo, where the white women at? (This tweet contains at least 50% post-consumer content)
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Oh man, this lady's wearing orange jeans, an orange tank top, & patent orange heels. I let Charlie Brown know the Great Pumpkin has a sister
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In case you were wondering, it takes 2 loaded double turkey burgers and a rather large wedge of chocolate cake to completely disable my legs
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