@lindsaylohan saw some 'wanted' posters around with your picture on it.Apparently you are being blamed for urinating on government property

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bouffant #moviehairstyles

The Last of the Mohawkans #moviehairstyles

There's Nothing About Mary #MundaneFilms

the centrelink chainsaw massacre #boganmovies

I think I just pumped myself #FF @pumpmonkey1 @chorepush2 @docnolz @poscillio @mikusfikus @fakedanzig @luvas @hilohoward wOot!

It appears @sweetboudica blocked @lemmywinkler - this is an outrage #Justice4lemmywinkler #SolidarityWithlemmywinkler

@fuckingadorable you were supposed to pick up NEWMAN AT THE ZOO 12 HOURS AGO!!

@mrwordsworth take them off! Those scoundrels deserve to be greeted with your ass, not your pants!!

JABBA #StarWarsBands

@getoffendedcom I think Toto with a William Orbit type twist would be better for the soundtrack. I'll make a few calls, see what I can do

Bboooouuuuurrrrrrnns

@mikusfikus who blocked ya hermano?

I'm actually being entertained by @freddyamazin 's tweets #existentialcrisis #whatistheworldcomingto #selfloathingPoscillio

@xx_alexandra I think that's letting him off lightly!!

@greenat14 @aj2 haha draconian is a good one, ive always simply seen them as pre-historic and bueracratic!

#Melbourne , you could have warned me that this is not practical weather to go commando in, I thought it was Spring!

Dear @thefuckingmayor I dont like how your display pic has you looking a messiah than a mayor!What happened to separation of church &council

@thefuckingmayor I have some queries r.e. the extension of a pergola which may or may not encroach on neighboring properties. Please assist.

Non, Je Ne Regrette Rooster #animalsongs