If I turn the faucet on all the way, the water parts to make a little heart shape

How the hell does earphones get 5angled WHILE I'm using them?

Man, that washer is so loud and noisy I swear one day it's just going to bust and go flying off the walls, and (cont) http://tl.gd/8fkb4g

Random thought: I wonder what would happen if the whole world flushed their toilets at once? :O

ZOMBIE MODE!

Watching that scene in a show where the character embarrasses themselves so badly you can't bear to watch xD

I hate when I'm trying to be quiet, and everything I do decides to make the sound of a hurricane exploding D:

Thank you Twitter, for informing me Beauty & the beast is on :)

...or when people don't use then correctly

I really hate it when belts don't do their jobs...

First, cute pizza delivery guy. Now, cute Chinese delivery guy. QUICK, what other fast food delivery service is out there?

New...youtube...does not...compute.. @__@

THE EAST COAST ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS ACTIVE D:

Dear tv show,
Who the hell leaves their door unlocked?! Don't you know a burglar could waltz in due to your stupidity?!

Why are Puerto Ricans trending? I mean, I know we're awesome, but is there a reasons it's trending?

My dad just lectured me about my choice of not going to prom tonight

"We are all books containing thousands of pages and within each of them lies n irreparable truth" Found that in ACII

I would totally go and try to finish Assassin's Creed I, if I didn't have to install if for the fiftieth time D:

Okay...so they step into the portal, but then what? And where do they go?! AND WHO DID DAMIEN CONTACT JUST NOW?! #writing

I don't care if it's noon already, I woke up not too long ago so therefore, it's breakfast.