Karen Gillan is so beautiful it's like being teased by evolution.

.@michael_crook Your "writing" is the most vomit-inducing idiotic and immoral filth I've ever read. Your parents and teachers failed you.

I think this 1:30 video by .@mariathayer .@janiehaddad does more for criticism of gender roles in TV than 15 articles. http://t.co/hhTYyJ9L

Sleeping In is renewed for a 36th season! Loving Adult Relationship has not been picked up. General Malaise ordered for summer. #MyUpfronts.

@apocalypsehow KKKMart #StoresToAvoid

Dyslexic Man Wears Goat To Frat Party, Is Crowned King Of College.

@mattzollerseitz THE DISCREET CHARM OF THE BORG #ArtHouseStarTrek

Damn girl are you a nap because you make me feel better about everything.

Pitchfork more like dickspoon

More like Higgs bosom amirite #SCIENCE

Last year we had Phipps, Tobias, Robinson, Rabin, and Koski. Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs.

Hey @louisck look for me during your set, I'm the white guy with glasses.

RIDING MOWER flashbacks RIDING MOWER flashbacks #MadMen

THANK YOU Paul Thomas Anderson @meganeellison @castro_theatre + @cigsandredvines for the greatest cinema experience with #TheMaster70mm !!

Whew. My grandma is ok. She pulled off the road & waited out rain & hail coming back from taking my cousin to the airport. And she's next...

People doing normal tweets right now, what accounts do you follow?

@mattzollerseitz I'm a let you finish but @labuzamovies had the best Malick/Sonic tweet OF ALL TIME  https://mobile.twitter.com/labuzamovies/status/311665409273257984 …

So I just became a member of the @sf_filmsociety -- this will be like literally getting a cinephile card.

@ughrevolution Vladimir silencing the TV so he can listen to you. Vladimir mutin'.

I seriously don't know why people get drunk when they can just get tired.