@mrteller and @pennjillette on SNL. Every appearance, uncut. http://t.co/M4xuFmK

@pennjillette and @mrteller Go Public. (From 1985.) http://t.co/SHX4POlh #pennandteller #magic

RT @meenatweetz: Single-Shoulder Shrug. - Korea's reaction to horse meat scandal.

Isn't Woody Allen essentially an Englishman with a New York accent? Yes.

RT @meenatweetz: “Timing is everything.” (What my dog taught me about farts.)

@lynchcarmen @lizmiele Puppets. Awesome.

Your money's on the dresser. #CandyHeartRejects

Life. RT @kellyoxford: Dear WebMD, what's it called when you "hate everything?"

"I was pretty sure it was you, Fredo. It was you, right? Am I right?" #AwfulFirstDraftDialogue

"The four most overrated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex and picnics." ~ #Hitchens #OneYearAnniversary #ThreeOutOfFour

"Government doesn't create jobs." ~ man applying for a government position

@meenatweetz Sponge would be better, wouldn't it? Bouncy AND absorbent.

RT @wired Since D. Trump has 1.4 million followers, let us repeat to our 1.6 million: He's dead wrong about vaccines. http://t.co/574bbzoX

Live feed. Hypnotic. Wonderful. http://t.co/eUANLXX0 #nasa #curiosity

Tonight: @billythemime Live at the UCB. Tomorrow night: Performing with friends at @amandapalmer's #epic block party. #awesome #AFPcountdown

@derek_del is a badass. Here's why: http://t.co/iPqkeHdx

(via @i_quant) Salvador Dali + Walt Disney http://t.co/GPSTVecA

@mattholtzclaw Here: Louis CK & Patrice:

http://t.co/eS13HCqM

Penn & Teller's card-stab. Or, to quote @mattholtzclaw, the hippest card trick in history. http://t.co/6CoHd31 Now updated; Teller speaks!

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. #twain