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Who gives a shit whether we are dark or light skinned? We're all brown, so let's band together & rob some white people.
Cyber bullying is such a first world problem. There are kids getting attacked by pumas on their way to school, fuck your soft ass children.
Tomatoes are the devil's fruit.
Parody accounts are fucking lame. NO EXCEPTIONS.
That Wonka shit, Ted shit, fake Will Ferrell shit, fake Kevin Hart shit, fake family guy shit... All lame AF in my opinion.
McDonalds has 50 nuggets for $10? Settle the fuck down, Ronald, you crazy as hell!
You get super high, tweet like a moron, think your dog is your sister, then try to eat the remote. I'm pretty sure you shouldn't be driving.
Who do I contact if I just found an almond that looks like bearded Jesus?
Whoever the fuck determined the proper spelling for "sacrilegious" really got away with some bullshit.
If I had to choose between dating a fanatic Christian or dating a fanatic Republican, I would choose licking an electric fence.
It sucks when u see someone being retweeted a lot so you think they're funny then you follow them & a space lizard eats your mom.
This bitch on t.v. is comparing eating to a cocaine addiction. I have yet to meet someone who has died from snorting a chicken leg.
And wtf? Who "wants to cuddle"? You don't want someone's arms wrapped around you, you want your pussy cuddled around a dick. Fuckin liars.
Twitter is like a bunch of ppl standing in a cornfield all simultaneously yelling at various scarecrows then birds shit on you then you die.
When chick's call their vagina a "box" I assume that means they let homeless people chill in there.
Omg.. Chicks on in the middle of the night giving relationship advice? Log off & go slurp your man's dick. That's my advice to you.
Having someone who knows you, understands you, accepts you, and loves you is one of the best feelings ever.
I'm tired of overly opinionated Twitter women trying to be the voice for our whole gender. We don't all like or want the same shit!
A mammal of the cinnamon variety. I enjoy long walks on the shores of uninhabitable planets & also enjoy smoking raw spaghetti.