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...I hate when I put my hands to my face to adjust my glasses&realize I'm not wearing any so I gotta slide my hand back&pretend to dougie...
...Drummer boy up in dis hoe. Watch him tap dat snare real slow. Watch him beat dat bass & then he rumpumpums dat hoe. Watch him yuuule...
...Do not flirt with me inappropriately in front of my child. I will punch you in your mouth with your own dick. Disrespectful ass mofos...
...I don't take it personally when I see someone I texted tweeting. I have days where I don't wanna speak to anyone & it's not personal...
...Stupid trick wanna call other people lonely as if she tweeting in a room full of her closest friends til 3 in the morning. Ok... !
RT if you put ____ all over your _______ but didn't have time to ______ so now you got ____ all on ya _____, all ______... ! Girl... !
...I think most vaginas are pretty. This has nothing to do w/the fact that I've eaten... whatever. I think they look fine...
...If you love something, give a fuck. & if that fuck doesn't come back to you, it isn't love...
"...Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of what you can't change..."
...Subtweets are so great. Especially when the person doesn't even follow you but you know for a fact they be seeing that shit...
RT @prettyricky Britney Spear's manager is on the lookout for new talent! Can you sing? (No, but neither can she! Sign me up... !)
...Have you ever had sex with a scarecrow? Aaaaagggh, put the pussy upon them yellow bricks... ! #wizardofozremixxx #woo
#whiteparentquotes That's it... ! That is it! I am counting to five, little missy! One... !
...If a fat girl falls in the forest, and no one is there to see it, do the trees laugh... ?
...If all you want is somebody to love, don't have a baby. Children are selfish & honestly will not appreciate you til adulthood...
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