Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Don't make me come up there, Canada...
Even the Wayans Brothers think Adam Sandler should stop.
Spoiler alert: at the end of "Battleship" my brother kicks over the board.
MacCauley Culkin looks so old and weird the NFL immediately asked him to do next year's Super Bowl halftime.
Jesus is loading up his sleigh.
People who receive "text messages" also watch "television programs" and eat "pizza pies".
Unless your name is Mr. Rogers or Mr. Cobain, let's not do the cardigan thing. You kinda look like a hump.
Jesus was a Socialist.
Contrary to what the mainstream media would have you believe, banana peels are not terribly slippery.
Dudes with mustaches: whats with the attitude?
Hey, people. Let's chill out with all the eye contact. Freaking me out.
Things that we did. The things that were said. The bench by the River and whispers of the dead. Ours now...though we won't speak again.
Newt Gingrich is a real special kind of asshole. #CNNdebate #scdebate
I have this feeling even Adam Sandler isn't going to see the new Adam Sandler movie.
Hey, everyone, I know about the crazy tweet about me. Thanks. I'm looking into it.
Why did I say those things? Why do I have 3 Q-tips in my pocket? Who knows? It's all a big riddle...
"Is it good?"
"What? I don't know...who cares? It's all-you-can-eat!"
-America discussing lunch options with itself.
Got 99 problematic luft balloons.