Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Never talk to the cops... I don't speak pig latin.
so much football on my TL! <3
#VoteBourn because FUCK the nationals!!!
#VoteBourn because fuck the phillies!
All these players being drafted have more kids than I ever remember in a draft before. Colleges give out free condoms people.... Use 'em.
Fell asleep at 7pm. Woke up at 3am. My sleeping schedule sucks.
If you're reading this, please say a quick prayer for my family. Thank you. ♥
Bomb threat near work. I love y'all.
LeBald jizz all over my TL.
Ive had tow drinks tonigbt. Tolerence is low. Yolo.
TURN DOWN FOR WHAAAAAT