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Björk explaining television is everything you'd imagine Björk explaining television to be. http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/11/bjork-explaining-television-is-everything-youd-imagine-bjork-explaning-television-to-be/281589/ …
The Storify for #roofbreakup is here ( http://storify.com/dailymirror/roofbreakup-kyle-ayers-live-tweets-couple-s-roof …) for anyone who spent their weekend under a rock like I did.
Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. For you are here to do great things.
My parents are coming to visit this weekend, so I need to rent a house, two children, and a dog in the next four days.
We can only aspire to have faces as expressive as Kermit the frog.
“Mall” is a great word that sounds exactly like what it is. Weird echo, takes longer to get through than you think, a Sunglasses Hut.
You don't mind a baby laughing on a plane because it's your heart not your ears that feel it. Embrace the sympathy that was built into you.
Facebook, did you just ask me to give you the username and password for my email account? GO STAND IN THE CORNER. AND NO ICE-CREAM FOR YOU.
First a woman nominated to head Fed, then one gets Nobel Prize for Lit. What’s next, a woman grows a man in her body & trains it to breathe?