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That's it. I'm done. I don't care anymore.
If J-Lo puts out one more album, I'm killing Beiber...and Ronald McDonald for good measure.
Ahhhhh. Nothing like the smell of hobo in the morning. Spit roasted and crackling that is.
Wanna know how Lame I really am?
I'm watching Buffy. Alone. In my underwear. Not masturbating.
Fuckballs. My pastor just found my twitter acct, anyone know a quiet place I can take him to 'pray'?
Im sick of having to retrain choirboys
You smell like nacho cheese and shame...you single?
Manson over and out.
Things I learned from my mother in law:
Don't pick up the fucking phone.
It might not be her, but you really gonna chance it?
Its not rape if you yell 'surprise!' but I prefer yelling 'cottage cheese!' that really surprises them, gives uncledaddy the edge he needs.
Silence is Golden.
Duct Tape is Silver.
But walmart has pink duct tape. And that turns 'no no no' into 'um um um' right quick.