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Gonna go do my nightly Pilates and get to bed. Night all!
No big deal. I got a job offer.
Your business email shouldn't 1) Be blue sky & cloud background 2) Have bible verse below the signature 3) Have Precious Moments animation
It's Fat Tuesday. My pants don't fit...hey, I'm celebrating!
Sometimes you see someone you went to high school with on FB and think, "Of course you have a Mickey Mouse tattoo on your boob."
If women lose rights over their bodies, what's next? We become property? Second class citizens? Baby factories?
I miss Bill Clinton. Remember when we had a balanced budget, weren't in 2 wars, & our biggest worry was whether or not he got a blow job?
Tomorrow is the Holly series finale of WorstCompanyEverInc™. On to bigger and better things!
Vote No. Honestly, it's a no-brainer. You either believe all people were created equal, or you're a bigot. Bottom line, folks.
Dear iPhone, I've said this before and I'll say it again, I'm never intending to use the word "ducking".
If u try hard enough, u can make sure you don't have fun no matter where you are. Conversely, if u have a good attitude, it's always fun.
River: *whistling the chicken dance*
Him: Holly, how many weddings exactly has that bird been to?
Me: spits out margarita and laughs.
Minneapolis girl. Social media connoisseur. Cupcake enthusiast. Animal lover. Snarky. Spontaneous. Love to laugh. I can be random. I overtweet.