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Gonna go do my nightly Pilates and get to bed. Night all!
No big deal. I got a job offer.
Your business email shouldn't 1) Be blue sky & cloud background 2) Have bible verse below the signature 3) Have Precious Moments animation
I dreamt the Muppets and specifically Dr. Teeth were holding Snowden in jail. I also dreamt I bought a Fonzie doll for $1.44 at Goodwill.
It's Fat Tuesday. My pants don't fit...hey, I'm celebrating!
Sometimes you see someone you went to high school with on FB and think, "Of course you have a Mickey Mouse tattoo on your boob."
If women lose rights over their bodies, what's next? We become property? Second class citizens? Baby factories?
I miss Bill Clinton. Remember when we had a balanced budget, weren't in 2 wars, & our biggest worry was whether or not he got a blow job?
On my way to the vet with Kingston for his bladder surgery. Send him good vibes.
Tomorrow is the Holly series finale of WorstCompanyEverInc™. On to bigger and better things!
Vote No. Honestly, it's a no-brainer. You either believe all people were created equal, or you're a bigot. Bottom line, folks.
Dear iPhone, I've said this before and I'll say it again, I'm never intending to use the word "ducking".
If u try hard enough, u can make sure you don't have fun no matter where you are. Conversely, if u have a good attitude, it's always fun.
Minneapolis girl. Social media connoisseur. Cupcake enthusiast. Animal lover. Snarky. Spontaneous. Love to laugh. I can be random. I overtweet.