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Your business email shouldn't 1) Be blue sky & cloud background 2) Have bible verse below the signature 3) Have Precious Moments animation
If women lose rights over their bodies, what's next? We become property? Second class citizens? Baby factories?
I miss Bill Clinton. Remember when we had a balanced budget, weren't in 2 wars, & our biggest worry was whether or not he got a blow job?
Sometimes you see someone you went to high school with on FB and think, "Of course you have a Mickey Mouse tattoo on your boob."
Vote No. Honestly, it's a no-brainer. You either believe all people were created equal, or you're a bigot. Bottom line, folks.
Dear iPhone, I've said this before and I'll say it again, I'm never intending to use the word "ducking".
If u try hard enough, u can make sure you don't have fun no matter where you are. Conversely, if u have a good attitude, it's always fun.
How does the story of Thanksgiving go, again? Is this when Jesus brought small pox to the Indians, so we could eat turkey?
I drove a jet ski for the first time today. So there's that. It was fun. I got it up to 65mph and nobody died. I say it was a success.
Anyone can be your friend when things are good. That's easy. It's the ppl who are still around when everything falls apart that matter most
Holy fuck Lindsey Buckingham. Do you not age? Jesus.
"Do you have this in a size 00 petite? This 0 is too big." Poor little lamb barely had the strength to get up after I smacked her. ;)
Hey everyone, focus on living your lives. Don't deliberately be unkind to anyone. Be positive. Have a happy, light heart. Its just easier.
Yeah, I favorite my own tweets. If I don't, who will? Plus, I amuse myself. Judge if you must.
Minneapolis girl. Social media connoisseur. Cupcake enthusiast. Animal lover. Snarky. Spontaneous. Love to laugh. I can be random. I overtweet.