I don't like using the line "oh I've got a bf" it gives them hope like if you weren't in a relationship you'd be interested

“@mrslapyourself: You rarely find funny pretty girls.” #ThatAwkwardMoment when you look in the mirror to decide if you're pretty or funny

These girls look like fell into primark, rolled around and bopped out #JeremyKyle

@mscrims a lil rotation and the guy has a fanny on his face pic.twitter.com/AXpYZNP1WM

So basically there is this event going on in August and I need a good comedian... RT please

I refuse to get out of bed unless the world is in danger

Don't talk to them, don't talk about them... When you're above it, it shouldn't register in your life

Since I updated my iPhone the battery life is even worse and everything freezes all the time. Oh and my 3G is a myth

S/O to the women who go for 'personality' over looks cos they like being the good looking one in the relationship

“@mrslapyourself: You know them girls who you look at and just know they don't shave their fanny.” or those ones that look like it smells :(

Women who carry themselves with respect are respected... Don't demand it, earn it with your actions

“@g_lofitz: “@kaceyrenee_: #BlackGirlSunday so beauts 🙌🙌 pic.twitter.com/rLqzqyJU0B” 😍😍😍” so beautiful

“@mramelle: I think a cougar is 35+. 25-34yr old female going for younger guys should be called something else” they're called Pumas

So basically weegi decided to punch me up whilst @freddychoppin filmed it and @emmalouisese12 sung http://t.co/c7TUD8es Came together nicely

I don't like the idea of withholding sex as a punishment, you shouldn't have to

“@oreecle: “@nowomanisright: You got to give a female a second chance so u can punish her for what she did” <<😌” uh huh 😒

“@thisisken: This cracks me up... 😂 pic.twitter.com/GCT5j3kb74” ha shame

I'm up and I'm not happy about it

“@meth_girl: sometimes you cheat on your beautiful girlfriend sometimes you really really want peri peri chicken” erm ok

I don't even really feel like announcing that its #FannyFriday and demanding everyone to get their #Fanny out and celebrate *sigh*