Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
"Power Lloyd ate my pussy once."
"Okay here is your medical marijuana card."
I bet Guy Fieri has fucked a lot of Hot Pockets
If I could be any dinosaur, I'd be the one that fucks Newman in my 40 page Jurassic Park erotic fan fiction entitled "Fucking Newman"
"What can I get you Norm?"
"Oh, I don't know coach, maybe A N O R B F U L L O F S A T A N I C P O W E R
So I just finished college.
Watchin the new Reba sitcom
*puts on sunglasses*
and jacking off
"Gander is socially constructed"-goose sociologist
FACT: a group of teenagers is called an Angst
Clarissa denies the Holocaust
You guys wanna hear my Robin Williams impression? *unhinges jaw revealing Robin Williams*
Star Wars VII: Return of the Mack
Most Likely To Touch Himself During His Own Pathetic Sham Of A Wedding
If there is no self, how can we have selfies?
Kickstarter for me to make a Vine of me Instagramming me connecting my Facebook to my Twitter and then posting it on Tumblr
Hello Thaddeus, this is God. I need you to steal the constitution.
Joe Biden cooly saying "I know" when the guy at Chipotle tells him the guac is extra
I bet at least one of you fuckers called your home network "Wong Kar-wai-fi"
I think I am smart and funny, but I am also delusional.