I am so Marwari that I don't 'pay' attention either.

I always feared making a Gujju boyfriend. Kahin dhoklebaaz nikla toh!

Q- What is special about Salman Khan fans? A- They cannot die of brain diseases.

Following a woman for her DP is insult to her brains. Following a man for his DP is probably the ultimate praise for him.

I will still believe they follow me for my wits ~Every woman on twitter

Give a woman a thought, she'll wonder what it is.

#IfIWereAParent I would never want my child to grow up in a country like India.

Men, there's no point in trying to understand girls. Girls understand girls and they hate each other.

The question is not "Did you watch JTHJ?" .. It is "Did you have the courage to watch JTHJ?".

Q- Why do people who have dogs have so many stories to tell about them? A- Because dogs have tales.

Maths is a very sensitive subject, millions of years have passed but it won't give up on finding its X.

A man loving another man is naturally free from women, and automatically happy. Hence the name gay.

@doctoratlarge agreed! there are money ways to impress a women.

And a man's, Esc. RT @spooferman_ What's a woman's favourite shortcut key post marriage? Control + We.

Make a profession out of your hobby, et voila! you end up hating your hobby.

@14_yr_old_etard and the amount of time taken by a guy to cook a proper meal = the amount of time taken by a girl to come up with a tweet.

Just saw a woman complaining "I have a tummy" with a very sad face, as if other humans have made a shoe-rack out of that place!

The only kid that never grows old is the one seen by his mothers eyes.

Women who think they aren't beautiful, should ask this question to their children.

Quality of tweets is directly proportional to degree of vellapan in real life.