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Somewhere right now a Cherubim and Seraphim chick is Masturbating with a Prayer candle.
Mandela has died more than 10 times....Baba ti di Mario..ibi lomo kusi
If u cant sleep, drink rat poison and let's hear word plz
This Rapper said ladies are attracted to him coz of his ice. With that jewelry, d only thing u will attract is a magnet.
i feel sorry for brad pit...no breast sucking for him again... :(
I like to start with missionary and end with doggy....
This church won't let me play the keyboard for them. They re asking for my Born again certificate. If I hear!!!
I'm Sitting opposite d speaker in church. Damn to loud. If trumpet sounds now, this speaker won't let me hear it.
Toolz is somewhere now carrying Caterpillar tyre all in the name of slimming down
What naija government did to the kenyans are bad. Let's be realistic. How can they give dem high sch pitch to train. Not cool
Robbers took over the local airport yesterday. The policemen around took off their uniforms and formed civilian
That was how I saw a black cat at the middle of the road,shining its evil eyes on me. I know it must be OOMF.
Using Eba to push down fishbone stuck up in ur throat is very technical tho
You can use OOMF's face to grate okro. Face rougher than Benin-Ore expressway.
ssǝןƃuıuɐǝɯ sʇı soɔq ǝɯıʇ ɹn ƃuıʇsɐʍ ǝq ʇsnɯ n 'ɐʇɐp oıB ɐɯ pɐǝɹ oʇ ɟǝsɹn ƃuıuıɐɹʇs ɹn ɟI