my best Oliver twist dance so far----> http://t.co/A8sFe5R

Somewhere right now a Cherubim and Seraphim chick is Masturbating with a Prayer candle.

Lol..sorry boo RT @alexdagoddess: seyi i hate you for this link you gave me.. :( RT @prodeegy : http://t.co/okALKgV4 rape video link

Mandela has died more than 10 times....Baba ti di Mario..ibi lomo kusi

If u cant sleep, drink rat poison and let's hear word plz

This Rapper said ladies are attracted to him coz of his ice. With that jewelry, d only thing u will attract is a magnet.

i feel sorry for brad pit...no breast sucking for him again... :(

LFMAOO RT @mtnng: Mind ur language b4 I block ur line RT @annycranberry: Mtn is a stupid network...arrgghh

I like to start with missionary and end with doggy....

This church won't let me play the keyboard for them. They re asking for my Born again certificate. If I hear!!!

I'm Sitting opposite d speaker in church. Damn to loud. If trumpet sounds now, this speaker won't let me hear it.

LMAOOORT @teamworldpiss: The fact I can see ruggedman's TL is just bliss pic.twitter.com/C0GkohqOS6

Toolz is somewhere now carrying Caterpillar tyre all in the name of slimming down

What naija government did to the kenyans are bad. Let's be realistic. How can they give dem high sch pitch to train. Not cool

Robbers took over the local airport yesterday. The policemen around took off their uniforms and formed civilian

That was how I saw a black cat at the middle of the road,shining its evil eyes on me. I know it must be OOMF.

Hahahahaha. I pray they don't RT @j3thr0v1c: Ghost mode they no dey see them "@prodeegy: Ghost worker wey dey collect salary"

U can apply RT @hot___revolver: Vico is now looking for Virgins

Using Eba to push down fishbone stuck up in ur throat is very technical tho

You can use OOMF's face to grate okro. Face rougher than Benin-Ore expressway.