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Going to get my dad a twitter so he can tell strangers instead of me what he's doing every 5 seconds.
I feel like yelling "I'M A PALE WHITE EDUCATED PERSON FROM THE SOUTH AND I VOTED FOR OBAMA" at these tv commentary people.
I think I'm spending too much time with animals... That womanly "Im going to murder you with my eyes" didn't work so I growled...
Need the voter intimidation and malfunctioning machines and other shenanigans to stop before I pop a blood vessle.
I feel a little less bitchy for sending dad to voicemail today because I've lost my voice. Sorry, can't talk. Literally.
Bahaha can you tell I havent had caffeine yet today. *facepalms*
Texas babies coo along with monthly tornado alarm tests.
Would it be creepy to email the news station and ask exact location of that vid because there was a weird colored squirrel and I want it?
I was given 5 bottles of hand sanitizer for Christmas. Are people saying my new house guests are dirty?! Omg.
I'm 27 drinking whisky watchign a movie geared for 13yos with a squirrel on a Friday night. Wtf happened to my life?
Can only stand smacking, slurping and loud chewing if the responsible party has whiskers.
My eyes won't stop leaking, I can't stop coughing, my stomach is in knots and my cat bit me. Also scared of the lady behind Flo Rida's hair.
Totally random and OH! SQUIRRELS! I also make things: http://www.etsy.com/shop/SquirrellyGoods?ref=si_shop