#ObamaIsNotSatan The devil went down to Georgia. Obama prefers Martha's Vineyard and Hawaii

#VotingForObamaBidenIsLike sending that Nigerian prince who emailed you, your banking information and a check.

#ObamaLimoNames Call the limo "Truth", since it was stretched for this administration.

.@billhobbs Not every teacher need be armed. Just the uncertainty of not knowing whether or not the teacher could be armed is a deterrent

#FutureBadTV Honey Boo Boo: The Next Generation

#Letterman is working tonight without a studio audience because of the storm. No one is laughing at his jokes, so, no real difference!

#BondCutbacks Q: "It looks like an ordinary ball point pen, Mr. Bond, because it is. Don't lose it!"

#RomneyDebateLines When U met with world leaders recently, and by that, I mean The View, did you learn anything that will help the US? #tcot

#ReasonsToVoteForObama The nice man with the nightstick outside the polling place suggested it was better for my health.

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Sandy Hook families flown on Air Force One to testify before Congress, And, what? The #Benghazi survivors missed the bus?? #tcot

#ObamaAccomplishments Winning the Nobel Peace Prize even before they found out what a crack shot with a drone he was

.@practicetheory I've often said that if Descartes had been a poet, he would have said, "I think, therefore Iambic pentameter."

#FutureBadTV My Mother, the Chevy Volt

PBS guy: "Mitt doesn't appreciate the value of PBS". Newsflash: Just because something is valuable doesn't mean government should pay for it

#RomneyDebateLines You promised to bankrupt coal companies & energy costs would "skyrocket". Did you mean to do that to gasoline, too? #tcot

#DNCSlogans Beating a Dead Horse Since 2008

#ObamaMusicals Greece

#Chick-Fil-A showed us the 99% are average, middle class Americans and the 1% is split evenly between #OWS deadbeats and wealthy Democrats.

#ConceptsProgressivesCantGrasp Intolerance of Christianity is still intolerance.