South Park is going to have a field day with this Jason Russell story.

If Mr. Popper's Penguins ends up with a higher @rottentomatoes score than Green Lantern.. I'm gonna chop my arm off.

Cool article, would love to see more. Ahem, @scotteweinberg. RT @cinematical 10 Weird and Wonderful Oscar Statistics http://aol.it/gYWDaG

@kim Game Developers Conference! New SimCity announced! http://t.co/UJdTqEzc #gdc

Make this happen. RT @sbnation Petition To Stop Nickelback From Playing Lions-Packers Halftime Show: http://t.co/MxJyilwM

Yoda, Gandalf, and Magneto were all born today. #geekhistory

Thanks to @thehoodnerd for coming through with that Kanye/Coachella set I was looking for. Full 100 minutes: http://bit.ly/ial3Vx

Duke Nukem: Forever exists. (No, really.): http://bit.ly/anMJCm ..and since you probably need double proof (I did): http://go.ign.com/akFFBA

@lilbigtrouble Villager and Wii Fit Trainer memes are out of control already! Haha

These never work out, but this one has come the closest. Dark Link vs. Link in live-action The Legend of Zelda short  http://sbn.to/1aYIAqa 

@whimsicalphil So weak.

Awesome. #wutang RT @raekwon Science. pic.twitter.com/6RQTdGVwtB

@dandrews66 Shut up! Ouch..

@randomredux @lilbigtrouble Thankfully, the message board days are over (for me). Now we can just unfollow/ignore the immature ones.

Sick. RT @dialmformovies Stunning. A 7 hour fan-made documentary on Star Wars. Online to watch:  http://ow.ly/jQEaF 

@lilbigtrouble Crazy!

Nice! RT @jonahkeri 22 Kurosawa films now available free on Hulu. Start With Rashomon, go from there. Do it.  http://www.hulu.com/playlist/160174#pli235358 …

2nd Prestige. #blackops2

This dumb B on Price is Right just guessed 799 right after someone said 800.

Make it stop! More #GTAV screenshots from @rockstargames - http://t.co/tCcGay5I