• Greetings!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your favs and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you fav, retweet, or follow someone.
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    You lead your entire life wondering "chaar log kya kahenge", and when you finally meet them, all they say is "Raam naam satya hai"

    • 903
    • FAVS
    ajaykamath1981iSHIRAZONLYAwesomeshwarbrainfabiasmaisiedanielswiamyeshashsmnkmr007imhardika
    • 1,639
    • RETWEETS
    aphroditezaynasniganiaMrBaesicjazzmatazz23kedriwalankyrmchiragkkshama_thakur99
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    Non smokers look down on smokers. Smokers look down on paan masala chewers. Masala chewers don't look at all & spit on shoes of non smokers.

    • 438
    • FAVS
    kishkitoPawnOfPeacekuntalchandramaninr_nothingmuchCarpeDatAsst_achaarLaalBull
    • 1,226
    • RETWEETS
    gauravsirkeckChweeneyToddPawnOfPeacepriyankabali10kuntalchandraf_oxymoronmaninrashish_gan
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    In a GD we were asked to say a few words about 'Sex'.. so I said 'Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure.' and sat down.

    • 510
    • FAVS
    inappropirate90unrealgordfacepalm92shambhavi253cup_of_feelingsbhaskarpandey96TheAmolPatilThakurology
    • 861
    • RETWEETS
    brrr_wayDentistsareCoolkotkapuriaRiyaDaniel08kusterd_teodranikomithehomiejazzmatazz23
    mihirmodiscratchysinghcholesteroILoKarloFollow
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    If I ever have a daughter, when she's grown up, I will show her "Taken" & say, "Make smart life choices because I can't do shit like that!"

    • 273
    • FAVS
    UnNormal55ShilpiliciousSrishtiJain20Geliophobicsluckyyram_EatSleepLaw_messi_patelmonsterbee_
    • 568
    • RETWEETS
    anarchist_55sauvisinghGeliophobicsMehalRathodGulmehar_messi_patelarjun697AshuMittal
    LazerPunchabbeyaar
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    Dear parents,
    Investment in your children are subject to market risks. Please read the "chaar log kya kahenge?" document carefully.

    • 265
    • FAVS
    sunshiivamit_043Crimson_Budfilmworm85YesButnoButokfakesoftwaretstGayatriKVWriter_saab
    • 549
    • RETWEETS
    Ankit_ADsunshiivarjun077shankisamAshwiniShetty8Mohitks519Ish_Vidjaythakkar305
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    Went to sign up with RSS but they said I can't join so I beat up a few of their folks in protest and now I'm head of their local wing

    • 248
    • FAVS
    sunoimadshuklvijayprocaffinatorQuasiRegularErrendousTheRamizRezaAamirSayidHeerahee
    • 448
    • RETWEETS
    shuklvijayBhutaniPulkitwizardvigMinjalKadakiabadaboomtheoryczesooeawsmbongQuasiRegular
  • Psilosophy
    • 240
    • FAVS
    WohFilmyLadkiFail_tofindbrokeMDRE9796AlviaBinteAliMichmerisingPradeepksPatelHooCheeReePa_Pk
    • 442
    • RETWEETS
    moterwala11Cool_SpectsRE9796pragmatisticMichmerisingMarwaariTarakantModiPradeepksPatel
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    Absence is important. Even the most intoxicating perfume loses its charm after a while because of its mere constant presence.

    • 258
    • FAVS
    TusharChawla10klpevivekismsLohaniPrateekbhai_pawariamDhruvRaishi3489NamitaThe
    • 382
    • RETWEETS
    dwija26jazzmatazz23ekta06311mgMiss__Fabfilmy_spermwrogn_aageSeLeftLelo
    TinyMarkTwainSTUPIDiesm
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    Every girl wants a Raj. Then cries foul when it turns out to be a Thackeray.

    • 202
    • FAVS
    iamyeshashnasir_arafatbombaykibaatdoofenshmertz_Aabaloswal_hardikmanmeetvyasfalgunshah2
    • 417
    • RETWEETS
    khatti_dakaardoofenshmertzashwaqMjuneymbArchiebouybhaveek9Sand_In_DeedMumbaiWit
    mihirmodi
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    You and I, we are like cigarettes and cancer, rats and plagues, women and madness. Not necessarily linked, but tainted into togetherness.

    • 274
    • FAVS
    facepalm_sighThe_Gaurav_PseriouslylazyRamlalla_nkKeepsItRusticFebWinscaryhairymanLazyBee_
    • 330
    • RETWEETS
    DhruvnessbeerbullaThe_Gaurav_PseriouslylazyerrNocturnalPaaaaayuoswal_hardikkaryotype46
    mihirmodi
  • Psilosophy
    • 175
    • FAVS
    jwwinninghamishrenikSoheeraSgaram_msala__aageSeLeftLelopliersnwiresxxxxxkvGhamasanCom
    • 348
    • RETWEETS
    NihariFanRaaderer7CricCrazyNIKShinoo_imdadawanpragmatisticCool_SpectsMarwaari
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    When they finally learn to live without you, let them.

    • 212
    • FAVS
    facepalm92HenrysFlickpuffinfinity__3PegsDownmmsimplyrasaksenaPrakaashLmaddyy08
    • 284
    • RETWEETS
    KajuBadamChorrohitzapSatanKiNaniFictionalkudiTheMentalistzzOfficialHarshaRollMe_one_3rdDecan
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    If they get your sarcasm, it's a moral victory. If they don't, it's an intellectual victory.

    • 181
    • FAVS
    PnkjSuryavanshiTheDrunknightkumarhansIngeniousRetardkusterd_MohitParmarryashvekariaSkanda_MS
    • 280
    • RETWEETS
    mignonnemarishaJokinglyYoursLkhndeGayatriTheDrunknightTimTimMcBongWgouravmalhotraurviagarwal1iT_keeda
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    If websites were women, IRCTC would be your mom.

    "Mom can I.."

    "NO"

    • 132
    • FAVS
    VB_P007_drsandyjainHenrysFlickKirak_Admijunaidxenoghanta_gyananishrpillaiViswaTweetz
    • 318
    • RETWEETS
    DiscoOrKhiskoomithehomiejazzmatazz23wrogn_abigbraincouch_aam007_drsandyjaintrue_mask
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    They said I could be anything, so I became a burden on the society.

    • 161
    • FAVS
    itirkuSukritifacepalm92ranukhanpreetamshinde27JitinJain3Adamant_Kunalarya_rooneysibashish86
    • 258
    • RETWEETS
    dwija26yuvraj316facepalm92jazzmatazz23ranukhanmeet_kashishShahRukhKrazyartsnoise_
    mihirmodi
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    Cousin: Bhaiya boards are over. Ab to aish rahegi. Ghar wale bhi kuch nahi bolenge!
    Me: *wipes a tear from eye* Tu saala chutiya hi reh gaya

    • 137
    • FAVS
    jazzmatazz23chhota_hulkShubhamAfc16IngGoonerVB_PwastedamanSufy_goonermaxprat
    • 265
    • RETWEETS
    Regards_NikTheAmolPatilMigNick17Spinach_LoverTheGunnerflyfuddudakoocouch_aamBloodyKamina
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    Love makes the world go round. Faith can move mountains. Because fuck science.

    • 141
    • FAVS
    jazzmatazz23cynicalreaderTheAmolPatilautoMOBZkittyangel1992ABlueBohemiansooodoneeePaaaaayu
    • 256
    • RETWEETS
    TheAmolPatilBhaveshRajaniuday_cfcXIIIishoothikichaHenrysFlicklahiripYoYoGabbarSingh
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    Kashmiri girls are so damn hot man!! No wonder two whole nations are constantly fighting over it.

    • 127
    • FAVS
    jazzmatazz23bharathbs218AbbasiYounisDramebaaz_PorgiTheAshish_GargEliteChhoribhaveek9TheAmolPatil
    • 197
    • RETWEETS
    MooziefyMatalogy_yaargooneryaarYashBagalThierryticaliambatmanyeaherrNocturnalYouteecrush
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    Go to Twitter settings. Scroll down to "Your Twitter Archive". Download ALL your tweets. Even your first. DO IT. DO EEEEEET NOW!

    • 123
    • FAVS
    robertdowneyjrzibipawanHemantPatel32Nuclear__BananaDiretto_BhoolwerineWangCandicetwitvas
    • 199
    • RETWEETS
    KajuBadamChorNuclear__BananaHain__AlllahdinMarieALangerRoyal_optimistGURUB0YBeingChatterjee
  • Psilosophy
      mridul @Psilosophy

    Friend-zone < Bro-zone < "Yaar mera BF kal tere sheher aa raha hai. Usko ghuma de please.."-zone.

    • 106
    • FAVS
    jazzmatazz23twiteeyapakaalia_bhattOneGreenTea_damagednerdneeteshgHumourMinistercatAshtrophe_
    • 209
    • RETWEETS
    BeingZuZulady_gabbarBurgerrBaageSeLeftLelotwiteeyapaTheAmolPatildhananjay199jacknjohnnie
@Psilosophy

@Psilosophy

RTs are not admissions of perceived guilt

Gift_128x128

Like @Psilosophy’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.

Gift them Pro!