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  • Psilosophy
      . @Psilosophy

    You lead your entire life wondering "chaar log kya kahenge", and when you finally meet them, all they say is "Raam naam satya hai"

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    Non smokers look down on smokers. Smokers look down on paan masala chewers. Masala chewers don't look at all & spit on shoes of non smokers.

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    In a GD we were asked to say a few words about 'Sex'.. so I said 'Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure.' and sat down.

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    Dear parents,
    Investment in your children are subject to market risks. Please read the "chaar log kya kahenge?" document carefully.

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    If I ever have a daughter, when she's grown up, I will show her "Taken" & say, "Make smart life choices because I can't do shit like that!"

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  • Psilosophy
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    Absence is important. Even the most intoxicating perfume loses its charm after a while because of its mere constant presence.

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    Every girl wants a Raj. Then cries foul when it turns out to be a Thackeray.

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    Went to sign up with RSS but they said I can't join so I beat up a few of their folks in protest and now I'm head of their local wing

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  • Psilosophy
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    You and I, we are like cigarettes and cancer, rats and plagues, women and madness. Not necessarily linked, but tainted into togetherness.

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    When they finally learn to live without you, let them.

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    If websites were women, IRCTC would be your mom.

    "Mom can I.."

    "NO"

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    They said I could be anything, so I became a burden on the society.

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  • Psilosophy
      . @Psilosophy

    If they get your sarcasm, it's a moral victory. If they don't, it's an intellectual victory.

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  • Psilosophy
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    Cousin: Bhaiya boards are over. Ab to aish rahegi. Ghar wale bhi kuch nahi bolenge!
    Me: *wipes a tear from eye* Tu saala chutiya hi reh gaya

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    Love makes the world go round. Faith can move mountains. Because fuck science.

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  • Psilosophy
      . @Psilosophy

    Go to Twitter settings. Scroll down to "Your Twitter Archive". Download ALL your tweets. Even your first. DO IT. DO EEEEEET NOW!

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  • Psilosophy
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    Friend-zone < Bro-zone < "Yaar mera BF kal tere sheher aa raha hai. Usko ghuma de please.."-zone.

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  • Psilosophy
      . @Psilosophy

    Kashmiri girls are so damn hot man!! No wonder two whole nations are constantly fighting over it.

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