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Non smokers look down on smokers. Smokers look down on paan masala chewers. Masala chewers don't look at all & spit on shoes of non smokers.
In a GD we were asked to say a few words about 'Sex'.. so I said 'Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure.' and sat down.
Investment in your children are subject to market risks. Please read the "chaar log kya kahenge?" document carefully.
If I ever have a daughter, when she's grown up, I will show her "Taken" & say, "Make smart life choices because I can't do shit like that!"
Every girl wants a Raj. Then cries foul when it turns out to be a Thackeray.
Went to sign up with RSS but they said I can't join so I beat up a few of their folks in protest and now I'm head of their local wing
Absence is important. Even the most intoxicating perfume loses its charm after a while because of its mere constant presence.
If they get your sarcasm, it's a moral victory. If they don't, it's an intellectual victory.
Chartered accountants hear invoices in their head
You and I, we are like cigarettes and cancer, rats and plagues, women and madness. Not necessarily linked, but tainted into togetherness.
The secret ingredient in the special chai that you order at the tapri is the tears of the poor Chhotu who could not get an education.
When they finally learn to live without you, let them.
If websites were women, IRCTC would be your mom.
"Mom can I.."
They said I could be anything, so I became a burden on the society.
Cousin: Bhaiya boards are over. Ab to aish rahegi. Ghar wale bhi kuch nahi bolenge!
Me: *wipes a tear from eye* Tu saala chutiya hi reh gaya
Love makes the world go round. Faith can move mountains. Because fuck science.
i apologize in advance for all the stupid shit i said in the past that you haven't discovered yet
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