Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
If I push you away, pull me back harder.
** Stoners: If you're going down the river in a canoe and you get 4 flat tires, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dogs roof?
You would never get any sleep next to me.
LOL I'm someone's mother.
I like my men how I like my men, like men.
Anyone else's sex drive gone up exponentially since joining Twitter? It's ridiculous.
Checking for my mom.
I have ridiculously deep cleavage.
Related note: found my car keys!!!
Gonna use this toy like I own Duracell.
Try being funny without sounding like a cunt.
Sooo many Twitter crushes; so little time.
I promise when we fuck I won't look at you and you won't even see my weeping lazy eye.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
OK who wants to balls deep in a classy lady?
Twitter's a hell of a drug.
Fizz = female jizz
Why did they put morning so fuckg early in the morning?!
Fuck safe words
Are battery run devices supposed to smell like meltg plastic? Askg for a friend.
Who won the Olympics?
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That is all.
NO ONE UNDER 25 ~ Sapiosexual straight femme w sub tendencies ~ my persona ~ shy