Facebook is where you lie to your friends. Twitter is where you're honest to strangers.

Terry Christian just said: "Q: Why would Gary Glitter want to go on Twitter? A: Because it's only 6 years old".

The great Bill Mahr on form RT @_7654_: RT @disinfo: Bill Maher Vs. #Religion on His Own Show (Video) (cont) http://tl.gd/c85kj9

Fantastic. Good work RT @ukskeptics: Redneck homophobe, gently & slowly ripped to shreds by email wit
http://t.co/c15DObk #gay #winning

#placenamedefinitions. Essex - comes after Arsesex and after Teasex.

@mooseallain RT @richardwiseman: Arnold Brown was on Stewart Lee's show tonight. If you have not seen him work, (cont) http://tl.gd/abc9m9

#clothingsongs. Tie me dungarees down, sport.

Shocking RT @clinpsychlucy: The drugs don't work: @bengoldacre on a modern medical scandal (cont) http://t.co/axpO8yqA

Safer to use teabags, as all proper tea is theft. RT @mumblingnerd: #punsr PROPERTY: Made in a teapot with leaf tea

That'll be down to the skimpy clothing you were wearing RT @rickygervais: “@elegantredneck: God (cont) http://t.co/FhNonY8a

Shocking &disturbingRT @lecanardnoir: Gove's new Frome Steiner Academy opens this week. This is why I strongly opposed. http://t.co/Lwa4yWad

@gentley1300 RT @davidschneider: It's his finger, ok, his finger! http://t.co/1BjMLA1m (via @robbiesavage8)

@gentley1300 RT @jacques_aih: Never lend or borrow a bee.

Brilliant. Soooo useful. RT @qikipedia: To find out if you are a donkey or not (or any form of (cont) http://t.co/YFV6RBSA

@gentley1300 - you'll enjoy this. RT @rickygervais: “@tas_deville: http://t.co/df0pbAIl LMFAO (cont) http://t.co/J1fzjPdy

@gentley1300 and I found our first geocache today. Very exciting. But does that make us officially middle-aged now?

#HairSongs. Ponytail of New York

My big fat gypsy eviction RT @therealjackdee: Just reading about the Dale Farm evictions due on Monday. (cont) http://t.co/vcvM4J4D

Some brilliant explanations RT @rdfrs: “Curiosity” with Stephen Hawking - Jerry Coyne - Why Evolution Is (cont) http://t.co/cBlao7j

Good work BBC. RT @atheistmedia: Bang Goes the Theory: Evolution Made Simple http://t.co/t1HlRS2