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I'd totally share the other end of my spaghetti with you.
Today the Moon narrowly missed hitting a man's eye like a big pizza pie.
Scientists believe that's Amore.
Is the White guy still the best rapper and the Black guy still the best golfer?
Fine Grandpa, if you insist in walking around the hospital wearing that black robe at least carry a huge sickle with you.
Pffft! More like DeDUCHE Mode. Amirite?
"I know! I'll grow my hair long in the back and that'll cover up the fact that I'm balding in the front."
~ inventor of the Mullet
Can't wait for Jesus to come back so he can autograph my bible.
Your dumb tweets make me wish I was illiterate.
Thank you autocorrect for making me look like a jackass again.
The other F-word.
None of my tweets have been stolen since I started using The Club.
I see your religion and I raise you common sense.