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If your tweet is funny at Christmas, I will reply with "OL"
...you know, because it's the first no L.
"I smell carrots. Do you smell carrots? 'cause I smell carrots..."
A Nativity scene...but with Larry, Moe and Curly as the three Wise Men.
I can tell by your cat pics that you're a keeper. Or should I say hoarder.
Sometimes I star a dog avi without even reading the tweet.
Boob avi's I read because there might be something informative there.
I want to be a cantankerous curmudgeon when I grow up.
Pavlov's dog ate Schrodinger's cat.
What cures a hangover? Cus twitter ain't fucking doing it right now.