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  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Tim Cook announces he's gay.

    Russia bans Apple products and ISIS puts a jihad on iPhones.

    • 10
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    blueangel_onlyrjm922Jandalize1javaguyJesKeepSwimmingUp2LongTiredof_urshit1evilidiot
    • 4
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    CLMercurioUSAFcardiogoopJesKeepSwimmingBlack_LAURENT
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Tim Cook "comes out" with Apple's newest product, the iGay.

    • 10
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    JesKeepSwimmingblueangel_onlyrjm922JandalizenayomeewallaceUp2LongbbmassibbAliRemtulla
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    PatWallace
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Machete vs. Lawnmower Man.

    I just gave you a freebie, Hollywood. Get on it.

    • 9
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    JesKeepSwimmingblueangel_onlyMayYouMe18_jennjennJandalize3_livilovemydogduckVirgoSherry
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    lovemydogduck
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    If you open a door and you see a room full of dicks, don't worry. You're at the gym.

    • 29
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    JesKeepSwimmingandyfwhiteblueangel_onlyMayYouMe183_liviLorieGZurgeekisshowingVirgoSherry
    • 11
    • RETWEETS
    blueangel_only3_liviurgeekisshowingVicFuturelovemydogduckChad__CohentiReynardthoughtaccident
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Prehistoric man could only count to 20. Then someone removed their loincloth and that's how the number 21 was invented.

    • 20
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    Thee1_4UJesKeepSwimmingblueangel_onlyVirgoSherryMayYouMe18LorieGZlovemydogduckJandalize
    • 10
    • RETWEETS
    lovemydogduckdarrrkstarrrSeraApellidoDominiqHigginsKortersComedyingridbundejeffswarensricketyship
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Here's my meme contribution. pic.twitter.com/M37hXPeWCA

    • 10
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    blueangel_onlyVirgoSherrylovemydogduckTJFigcsgulyasWeezie76ElKnuckelhombreScottLinnen
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    Avatar_unknown_48
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Though I saw a real-life superhero, but alas...it was just another asshole in a Captain America shield t-shirt.

    • 17
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    JesKeepSwimminggmossiiandyfwhiteblueangel_onlyMayYouMe18LorieGZVirgoSherrylovemydogduck
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    blueangel_onlylovemydogduck
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Men,

    Wondering what Halloween costume to wear that will make women irresistibly attracted to you?

    Dress like a shoe sale.

    • 43
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    Thee1_4UJesKeepSwimminggmossiiOtisPdQandyfwhiteblueangel_onlyVirgoSherryjackieureel
    • 17
    • RETWEETS
    gmossiiblueangel_onlyBlakedogMayYouMe18lovemydogduckJaneSays___Xalqeelllvvvzzz
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Lab-grown penises...?

    Now I know what to give as stocking stuffers for Christmas. Thank you, science!

    • 27
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    JesKeepSwimmingblueangel_onlyDoneEffedUpVicFutureVirgoSherrycrazylikeanoxlovemydogduckJaneSays___
    • 6
    • RETWEETS
    VicFuturelovemydogduckEnchantedMinionStilettoSuprmomAvatar_unknown_48Avatar_unknown_48
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    I'm an advocate for yoga because it loosens women up.

    And lord knows I love loose women.

    • 26
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    Thee1_4UJesKeepSwimminggmossiiOtisPdQJenn_x2_Axenbaneblueangel_onlyMayYouMe18
    • 6
    • RETWEETS
    Axenbaneblueangel_onlySarafKashMayYouMe18lovemydogduckAvatar_unknown_48
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Facebook buys WhatsApp for 19 Billion dollars.

    Not to be outdone, Google+ buys Goat Simulator for 100 Trillion dollars.

    • 26
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    RohanAlcJesKeepSwimmingblueangel_onlyVicFutureVirgoSherryRichMeaderMadddicakeslovemydogduck
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    JesKeepSwimmingVicFuturelovemydogduckjeffreyvanclea1
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Yes I was staring at your tits, but in my defense...tits.

    • 59
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    HockeyGoddess24RachelLeeWestEmax31Thee1_4UJesKeepSwimminggmossiiOtisPdQyewkalaylee
    • 26
    • RETWEETS
    Thee1_4Ucuntybollox59blueangel_onlyMayYouMe18uumlautstrohsonVicFuture_misssthanglovemydogduck
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    This tweet goes out to the hearing impaired:

    👋 🙌 ✋👆👉☝️✊✌️👈 ✋☝

    ️🙈🙉🙊

    • 17
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    blueangel_onlyVirgoSherrylovemydogduckJaneSays___faith4verlivesjeffreyvanclea1Hormonellajasminejuliette
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    lovemydogduckWeezie76
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    I could really use a Personality assistant.

    • 48
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    Thee1_4Ublueangel_onlyVirgoSherryLorieGZ__kristengilmaJaneSays___jeffswarensRyan_Patricks
    • 20
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    JaneSays___KRISTINB5150jeffreyvanclea1chicnlil1CandaceElaine5wuyuansheng35mrjohntofuBullyJ123
  • Pulse_NYC
     
    Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    @weezie76 - It's, when Gotham meets New York...but that just makes me a bigger geek than you.

    • 1
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    Weezie76
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Breaking News:

    ISIL, formerly known as NAMBLA, suffers identity crisis.

    • 15
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    blueangel_onlyrmecheeyalovemydogduckJaneSays___HormonellaamyjcordovajeffswarensVirgoSherry
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    lovemydogduck
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    "That vodka from last night was such a bad girl to you. There, there baby...mommy is gonna make it all better."

    ~ Coffee

    • 29
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    Thee1_4Ublueangel_onlyAwesome_ToddHormonellagrouchie3caseytduncanmak718amyjcordova
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    caseytduncanmak718TlaxBoy05Peanut_WyomonicasjunglelovemydogduckMayYouMe18
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Sucking in my gut whenever a woman comes near is my superpower.

    • 63
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    Thee1_4UgmossiiOtisPdQsanthonythomasblueangel_onlyYvonnemusnusdrgreenthumbs13JaneSays___
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    blueangel_onlyBobbyBucchaedrgreenthumbs13JaneSays___devinlonganwuyuansheng35mrjohntofuLeggiess
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    I see a black toe and I wanted painted red.

    She-Hulk green.

    Hold my breath till I'm purple.

    Piss yellow.

    *Rejected nail polish names*

    • 36
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    gmossiiGupton68blueangel_onlyF5X11andyfwhitedrgreenthumbs13WICKEDTRUTH01ShaistaJustin
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    blueangel_onlydrgreenthumbs13WICKEDTRUTH01JaneSays___TlaxBoy05shakes31471lovemydogduckbsnc64
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