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Thank you, NRA, for allowing Christy Sheats to "protect" her family with her gun.
The Mexicans. [check]
The Muslims. [check]
The Blacks. [pending after the election]
Trump's Domestic policy.
Got off the plane in Brazil to the sound of thunderous applause*
*people killing mosquitoes.
Hey guys, you think it's ok to tell that cute little Mexican receptionist at work to date me before Trump kicks her out of the country?
and a leaky faucet.
*opens the sealed envelope*
Name three things that are STILL running.
I walked into a bar in Rome and made the peace sign. They gave me 5 beers.
Chris Christie's roll in the Trump administration would be huge.
And that's how you write a subliminal tweet.
Donald Trump's vice presidential pick? There is only one clear choice:
The Cruz/Kasich alliance is like a team-up of evil villains.
What Trump needs now is the ultimate villain on his side:
Omorosa for VP.
Little known fact:
His full name was Jesus H. Goldberg.
Release crying doves? Nope.
Drive a little red corvette? Nope.
Wear a raspberry beret? Nope.
Hey! Wine is purple, right?
Kylie Jenner has the mother of all daddy issues.
Got any tattoos...?
Oh, just one. I left him back on the island.
~ Mr. Roarke on an awkward 1st date.
The Amish rebel grows a mustache cus he's a badass.
C'mon...have a laugh.
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