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  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    I [insert heart emoji] u

    • 8
    • FAVS
    tealbluejayjohngayseewebsgirl93lovemydogduckWeezie76jasminejulietteCoriTheUnicorntheshamingofjay
    • 4
    • RETWEETS
    tealbluejaylovemydogduckWeezie76jasminejuliette
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    New York's Pink Pussycat Boutique busy rebranding their 10-inch line 'The Lenny Kravitz.'

    • 3
    • FAVS
    VirgoSherryBronxCheer48MonsoonPuma
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    BronxCheer48
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Your mom just sent me a Snapchat.

    Wanna see the screenshot?

    • 4
    • FAVS
    VirgoSherryScottLinnenFatFett1zombieparrot
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    President Trump and the nuclear button...

    Iran: you're Fired! <Booom!>

    Mexico: you're Fired! <Booom!>

    • 5
    • FAVS
    cpsempleMaxine12333MonsoonPumaVirgoSherryjasminejuliette
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    cpsemple
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Windows 10 comes out today.

    My porn is going to look so much better now.

    • 8
    • FAVS
    cpsempleVirgoSherryNEWGUY8923JandalizeCrown_Se7enElKnuckelhombrefacciabellaLindaInDisguise
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    Crown_Se7en
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    No, Ben Affleck...you're not Batman.

    • 10
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    cpsempleaKhalifa101jasminejulietteVirgoSherry_Shades_of_JADEJohnMarkowitzJandalizeEdwinaCrumple
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    jasminejuliette
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    "Wow Science...you took Humanity to Pluto and beyond! Humanity is just stuck in the Dark Ages with me. I am so jealous."

    ~ Religion.

    • 6
    • FAVS
    VirgoSherryUp2LongRealPrincessKimStorminikaStuForRealHalbeerz
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    Up2LongBumpyRIde_
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Bipolar Test.

    How are you feeling now?

    Ok, how about...now?

    • 9
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    AreebAlsheikhHormonellaVirgoSherryStillMadMomdrearydougJandalizeElKnuckelhombrecalluptome
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    ADHD Test.

    If you are still reading this,

    then you don't have it.

    • 8
    • FAVS
    jasminejulietteHormonellaVirgoSherryStillMadMomStorminikaJandalizeElKnuckelhombreLukeJEwing
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    StillMadMom
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    C'mon! We all know what he really wants....

    Acapulco?...TRUMPapulco!

    Guadalajara?...TRUMPalajara!

    Cancún?...TRUMPcún!

    • 5
    • FAVS
    HormonellaVirgoSherryHarleyHandyElKnuckelhombreGinAndJif
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    The best part about the Batman vs. Superman trailer is when Ben Affleck ruins the movie.

    • 13
    • FAVS
    Weezie76jasminejulietteHormonellaVirgoSherryGeeLanktonJandalizeXalqeeCindyNoPants
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    jasminejulietteJennaraterCrown_Se7en
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    I'll take 'Math' for a hundred, Alex...

    THIS SUBSET INCLUDES INFINITY PLUS ONE.

    ...Who are the women that are not attracted to me?

    • 8
    • FAVS
    backporchladyWeezie76HormonellaVirgoSherryXalqeeJandalizePussycatPlacejasminejuliette
    • 2
    • RETWEETS
    Weezie76jasminejuliette
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    "Hey boy, are you the Confederate flag? Cus I'm a slave for you..."

    ~ Britney Spears sext.

    • 6
    • FAVS
    HormonellaVirgoSherryJustinMHermanJandalizeJoeMunstermanBob_Heller
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Hey Religion, you had over 2000 years to get rid of all the gays.

    You have failed miserably.

    • 9
    • FAVS
    HormonellarealHamOnWryVirgoSherryerinannbethJuan_cho_ParunrenoBronxCheer48jasminejuliette
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Do me a favor...?

    Take that selfie stick and shove it up your ass.

    Thank you.

    • 21
    • FAVS
    HormonellaVirgoSherryjeffswarensJohnMarkowitzJoeMunstermanr0bynMarieBIueSunshinen_selecta
    • 3
    • RETWEETS
    Weezie76TrudiiBeeoh_elisabeth
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    Well, I suppose I will have to get married one day. I can't expect to be happy my whole life, right?

    • 21
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    Hormonellasaamz92JustinMHermanVirgoSherryjeffswarensJohnMarkowitzJoeMunstermanr0bynMarie
    • 5
    • RETWEETS
    r0bynMariejasminejulietteLindsLoo_0803salazarsboxingsheilalastname__
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    ...and then her stinging slap made our heads knock together like empty coconuts.

    ~ If 50 Shades was written by Moe, Larry, and Curly.

    • 21
    • FAVS
    HormonellaVirgoSherryjeffswarensJohnMarkowitzr0bynMarieJohnnyCrash5Arroiamjkspeaks
    • 8
    • RETWEETS
    mjkspeakssalazarsboxingCrooow1Soo_Scandaloussrockfairydivapeb671Legs2HipsWeezie76
  • Pulse_NYC
      Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    When I post on Facebook "Chillin' at home with the wife" it's really a secret code that tells my girlfriend "DONT TEXT ME!"

    • 18
    • FAVS
    HormonellaVirgoSherryr0bynMarienoirekarealHamOnWryElKnuckelhombreSoo_ScandaloussMrGuyT
    • 1
    • RETWEET
    Legs2Hips
  • Pulse_NYC
     
    Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    @shortystacked - Grainy with horrible audio is a good way to describe my Grandmother.

    • 2
    • FAVS
    Mind_fukkShortyStacked
  • Pulse_NYC
     
    Pulse @Pulse_NYC

    @jestcoast - Why would anybody want an Oates?

    • 1
    • FAV
    jestcoast
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