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How much does a hipster weigh?
One of my staff members just asked "What's a Dalek?"
Now I just need to find grounds to fire him.
BREAKING NEWS: Qantas introduce #QantasLuxury class. Same as standard class, but the plane leaves the ground.
“I have no opinion on this topic”
~ Nobody on twitter. Ever.
New smart TVs will have voice interaction.
So my shouting at the TV was not insanity - it was trendsetting.
Does anyone in Melbourne have a spare room with a bed for a wandering tweeter for a few weeks?
"I know it's only imitation alabaster," the shopkeeper said, "but the glaze I use completely gyps 'em." #artwiculate
Always thought the sex noises in “Rocket Queen” were faked. Just found out it was a stripper having sex with Axl.
So I was right.
Work in Melbourne! Customer Service (phone based). Experience preferred but not essential. PT roles. Email firstname.lastname@example.org
I just turned on #MasterchefAU as I heard someone was doing carrot three ways. It wasn't as exciting as I expected.
I don't think about sex all the time.
Sometimes I'm asleep.
Dreams don't count as thinking, do they?
"The Pacific solution did not break the people smugglers’ business model; it broke the will and spirit of asylum seekers.” Chris Bowen 15/07