.@everydaysexism having a man grab me and kiss me on the cheek at work and when I told him not to he said I should expect it as a young girl

1 simple rule for using public transport in London http://t.co/HNKZpVz4

Another call for anyone in the London/Kent area with a car who can help me move to Canterbury?

I wanna eat like common people, I wanna sleep with common people like you

On a scale of Anne Frank to Osama Bin Laden how good is my hiding place?

I don't want UKIP to win too many seats but I do want to see all the blue disappear off the map. Dilemma.

or Russian or Gay or anything not WASP. Nothing has changed over the past 100 years really has it?

All this Boston shit has just proved Americans can't blame things on the individuals but have to find a group they can pick on, be it Muslim

@thankthevenom it could've been "my guitar will only C Minor action"

Chim chiminy chim chiminy chim chim cheroo, good luck will rub off when i shakes hands wiv you

For once its quiet out there though other than occasional weird people. I should take advantage! Last late night.

I'm not even tired though seriously I'm fucking sick as a dog. I just want hugs and stuff.

Okay I am too tired to digest this piece of info

I hear the weirdest things out my window, earlier I heard 2 guys talking about where they buried the maps. I swear I was so intrigued.

I wish my mum was here to look after me

@chuckieroberts @gabbyisagit @londontapwater weird as in arguing over whose going to wear purple stripey leggings weird

In The White Stripes, Jack White was a cutey. In The Raconteurs, Jack White is cool. In The Dead Weather, Jack White is sexy/evil. All good.

I usually support the human right to free speech but in EDLs case they can forget it.

#ff @megisacat @runnythebabbit @cherrryb0mb @dangitsconnor @thankthevenom @craigd92 @chuckieroberts @iamdavidwebb @ds_henderson

I love Pirates of the Caribbean but Keira Knightley's face pisses me off sooooo much