It's the parents that don't admit their kids drive them crazy that I worry about.

Sit down plz.
Sit down!
I said sit!

Jump up and down on the couch until u fall!

See, my kids listen. You just have to say the right thing.

Took me 20min to realize my kids had stopped colouring and moved on...

Don't judge me, the picture wasn't going to finish itself.

Everybody comfortable and snuggled in?

Good, I didn't think all 121 of you were going I fit in bed with me, but we did it!

2yr old
I want it!
I said no.
*stomps away pouting*

15yr old
I want it!
I said no.
*stomps away pouting*

Both my daughters!

*Toddler to the fly bugging her outside*

Shoo, shoo, go away!
Go eat some your dinner!
Hey, it no listen, buggy go time out.

@cnoffsi <-Thx for FF💜
@tyfeuling @iamk1ts @outofworkninja @green_eyed_doll @mikeschism @_open_mike @ratherthis @anthonyewart @xxlolmemesxx

@parentingtruths My toddler has been using our iPad, iPod, and iPhone since she was 18mnths...world domination at 3yrs is inevitable.

Hi my name is Kari and I'm a twitter addict...

No! I didn't just tweet that!

Man, these meetings take things so serious..

Found some funny awesome people this week. If you like to laugh, check them out!
#FF @daddynick @schgot89 @mattysworld1 @lisa_laughs_

Anyone with a sense of homour must already be following: @chiefsfangarren @onewonderwoman @lollyliplock #FF

Just finished pickling about 28 lbs of beets, cause you know pioneer bitches!

Toddler woke up in a mood today. This is what she wanted for a shirt.

I should have taken it as a warning! http://t.co/mIMtxJ0B

Dinner done, kids watching a movie, hubby is about to sit down with our drinks, and 3,2,1...MOM! She turned spiderman off! How do they know!

@shadygeekdad lol, the joy of the @...validation that someone heard you, and responded...Parents will get that one. ;)

My toddler thinks her bathing suit is something you wear to walk to the pool only...I knew she heard Hubby suggest that the other day!

@jack9eight5 We store the information in the boobs you all love so much! How's that for irony!

@freddy_mash<<--Thx @chickenmclovin @psychosexy69 @samyspaz @nicksntricks @myles_morrison @devtemptress @bryainiac @kennysdead

@chickenmclovin<<--thx!
@psychosexy69 @samyspaz @nicksntricks @freddy_mash @myles_morrison @devtemptress @bryainiac @kennysdead

@dirtygreydog @cantseemytoes I finally broke down and created a new twitter account...it's me pass it along!