Go give this guy flaming one star reviews http://j.mp/patMgQ He's reselling the Humble Indie Bundle. Dick.

Words to remember http://t.co/cgh5XE3h

"NASA confirmed that, in the end of the afternoon of day 21, the skies are going to be very dark. It's a phenomenon called "Night"."

On Saturday I'm doing a 24 hour gaming marathon for charity. I'm just $14 short of my goal!  http://www.extra-life.org/index.cfm?fuseaction=donorDrive.participant&participantID=35440 …

/r/hentai and /r/yiff should have swapped places for the day

I'm doing a 24 hour gaming marathon on the 20th of October at 8am GMT for the NHS through Extra-Life: http://t.co/EwuaY2iR

@jlist Don't know about you but the tears running down my face during and after Clannad were so manly they had beards!

Visit Scotland http://t.co/Dy4dhDLH

Apparently you're not allowed to link to the Olympics website unless you're saying good things about them. Twats. http://t.co/cZlAN6lq

"Welsh: Making life 25% more complicated" http://t.co/bqBHnzuc #reddit

"My name Iceberg Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

There was a young man from Tyree, whose limericks stopped at line three. So just when you thought

Why is "THEY KISSED" trending? They're married. Of course they fucking kissed.

I put the 'laughter' in 'slaughter'

"If you'd be happy to receive an organ, it's only fair that you'd be willing to give one."

"Why are the bottoms of bathroom stalls open?" "How else would somebody hand you a sandwich?"

"Why do the French only have a single egg at breakfast? Because one is un œuf."

HARSH RT @atomsk648 Never too early for a Scottish joke. :D pic.twitter.com/WpPzuPqj

Yui x Azunyan is perfect. Madoka x Homura is almost as perfect

So now the world can focus on the next Big Politics Thing: Scottish independence. We all know it's all you care about