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LOVE ME, YOU STUPID FUCK.
Aww, you still feel feelings? That's adorable.
I bet if I stopped caring about sex I'd finally have some.
You had me at "I hate everyone too."
Oh hey, remember when I liked you but then got to know you better and came to my senses? Good times.
Overly festive people can fuck right off.
I just want someone to love me. But not too much because then that's just annoying.
Sometimes I think I look like shit, but then I see people who *really* look like shit and then I'm all, holy fuck I'm gorgeous.
For Halloween it'd be fun to go as someone who got laid this year.
I'd probably like people a lot more if they weren't all annoying as fuck.
Is restless leg syndrome when you can't sleep because you're imagining yourself kicking people in the face all night long?
I have that.
Whenever I see someone driving a PT Cruiser I can't help but think they won it in the shittiest contest that ever existed.
Swearing on Twitter is my anti-drug. Come for the cuteness, stay for the rage. I say FUCK! a lot.