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I've reached the age where I don't like big crowds, small crowds or people in general.
I'm not sure where I saw myself at this point in life, but it definitely wasn't sitting home alone, saying stupid shit on the Internet.
A dragonfly just landed on my face an I reacted the same way I'd react if an actual dragon had landed on my face.
I look pretty amazing for someone who no longer gives a fuck and gave up on life a long time ago.
People who say "You shouldn't let one person ruin your entire day," are exactly the type of people who ruin my entire day.
You people and your bae bullshit are stupid as fuck.
My tweets are brought to you by the words "fuck it" and "send."
Swearing on Twitter is my anti-drug. Come for the cuteness, stay for the rage. I say FUCK! a lot.