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Don't waste your time liking someone because they probably won't like you back anyway.
I didn't mean to be annoying, but I was just trying to get in your pants.
Just a reminder: Only 10 days left in 2014 to fuck one of your followers.
Not sure if it's my signature move or my superpower, but apparently I only get crushes on people who refuse to give me the time of day.
I've eaten a lot of cookies today for someone who says they aren't depressed.
I don't care if you're fucked up, as long as you're funny fucked up, not straight up fucked up.
Who needs friends or a lover when you can get drunk and talk to yourself and argue with the empty bottle?
I'm not ignoring you, I just don't give a fuck about you.
It's all fun and games until you add another person to your life and then it's all "FINE" and "Fuck you."
I'm not needy, I'm wanty. Very, very wanty.
My mom keeps saying she wants me to be happy again, but so far she's made zero effort to find me a time machine or a few tabs of ecstasy.
Things would be a lot easier between us if I weren't involved.
Keep ignoring a girl who likes you if you want to see how psychos are made.
The best thing about staying home on a Friday night is the abundance of alcohol and the lack of loud, annoying people.
I'll be over here, hating myself and every decision I've ever made, if anyone needs me.
Tis the season to sit in your car and cry.
You know that feeling you get when you spend all day thinking about someone? That's how I feel about alcohol.
Swearing on Twitter is my anti-drug. Come for the cuteness, stay for the rage. I say FUCK! a lot.