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It's not exactly "roughing it," but standing in the kitchen, eating dinner right out of the pan is as close as I get to going camping.
Riots are stupid and the people destroying shit are morons.
Get out of my dreams and into my pants.
I probably need bigger daily goals than just seeing how long I can go without having to interact with another human.
Have a great day before someone comes along and ruins it!
I say "fuck you and fuck off" so much throughout the day it may as well be my daily motivational mantra.
Obviously, the birds who won't stop chirping are just telling the one extra loud, extra annoying bird to shut the fuck up & give it a rest.
I'm not currently pissed off, but I probably will be soon, so fuck all of you in advance.
Throw a bunch of pills in your mouth and hope for the best.
I can't tell if I'm depressed or just dead inside.
Sex. All day. All night. All the time. Or even just once. That'd be cool, too.
My signature move is eating all day because I'm bored, sad, excited, stressed, happy or depressed, then wondering why my pants don't fit.
Whoever invented feelings can go die in a fucking fire.
Go to bed. Nobody loves you.
Listen, dummy. Just because we're not on speaking terms anymore doesn't mean we can't still have sex.
Swearing on Twitter is my anti-drug. Come for the cuteness, stay for the rage. I say FUCK! a lot.
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