Wow I just seen a woman who's so fat the shadow of her Ass must weigh at least 30 lbs.

A good fuck leaves my throat raspy my knees weak my vision blurry & my thighs wet best of all I sleep like a baby #betterthenasleepingpill

"In this world I would rather live two days like a tiger, than two hundred years like a sheep"

Boss says my views r not the majority. I told her that's ok. I'm used to being a minority, I'm female, Hispanic, and dislike people. Lowblow

PUSSY OR CUPCAKE? http://t.co/ohiqksbR via @twitpic

Is just me that thinks "naughty" any time an asian woman uses the phrase "Happy Ending"?

I've been accused of having a wondering eye. I don't see what the big deal is I appreciate beauty & yes I wonder but not about anyone's eyes

I could really go for some tie me up & fuck me like u just got outta jail sex. (Factual release from jail is optional but not necessary.)

My dog was a MX Cholo in a prev life I dropped a book causing a loud POP sound My dog flattened himself on d floor as if it was a drive by

I'm happy your going to therapy but I have no interest in doing therapy with you.

Ok flash dancers stop it. U r harder to ingnore then the bums .

There is plenty of room for all "god's" creatures right next to the mashed potatoes

It's 9 am in my time zone and already I am tired of Wed at work.

I do not like soul food not store bought not home made. I doubt ur moms collar greens will change my mind. I hate potlucks in the south.

Wearing my "legalize marijuana" T shirt to jury duty Friday.

*Fool Proof Plan to get Excused*

I need to hire me a maid.


One that plays hide the battle ship with my fiance and dive for oysters with me.



Tired of cleaning.

I think I'm going to go read a trashy erotica e book and fiddle my diddle.

FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME FOLLOW ME LOOK @ ME I'M SO COOL FOLLOW ME FOLLOW FOLLOW OHHH PLEASE FOLLOW ME! increase in self promoting on my timeline

Omg beeves & buthead is back on air mtv!!! Potheads rejoice!!!

The cuter you look the bitchier you are.