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TROUT HIT FOR THE GODDAMN CYCLE YOU CANNOT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM HE IS GORGEOUS NO MATTER HOW FAT HE GETS AND I WANT TO SHAKE HIS HAND
TROUT CYCLE TROUT CYCLE TROUT CYCLE TROUT CYCLE TROUT CYCLE TROUT CYCLE
I finally downloaded snapchat send me pics of your cats butts
If you play Darius Rucker's new country album loud enough you can hear people laughing at you for buying Darius Rucker's new country album.
I CAN BELIEVE IT'S BUTTER WHAT I CAN'T BELIEVE IS HOW GOOD IT FEELS TO KISS SOMEBODY
Bought a sweet pink pen, wanted to save it for a special occasion. Opened it & it's dry & useless & EVERYTHING IS A METAPHOR FOR MY VAGINA
rolling around in bed trying to get the toenail clippings off my back, there's more blood than i anticipated
me: "The Lakers are old" my dad: "YOU'RE OLD"
Darrell Issa holding hearings to determine if Obama called the Oklahoma tornadoes "an act of God" or "God's wrath".
Relationship status: I'm drinking at the bar until I want sex, which coincides with right after her kids go to bed.
"ill kiss you" is my go to incentive, threat, and simple fact
Pick a woman with wits. Wits will never sag.
I really wish someone had a video of a fat American woman greeting an apathetic dog from the wreckage of her tornado strewn home. Unlikely.
I tend to make $374,000 a year from speaking fees. It's not much.