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Now on ITV1. Something. Anything. *PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GIVE US FIVE MINUTES OF YOUR TIME*.
Ok, so I've figured it out. Samantha Brick is on the Liz Jones apprentice scheme.
It's Pope Benedict XVI's last day in the Vatican. He's brought in KerPlunk and Mouse Trap and gets to go home at 2pm.
Richter Scale of News; BBC. 5.8. Chan 4; 6.0. Fox News; ELEVENTY POINT SIX IT'S OBAMA'S FAULT.
So the Halifax have stopped advertising in #NOTW. Any chance they could stop advertising everywhere?
Low-fat Soylent Green is SKINNY PEOPLE!
On #GrandDesigns now, a couple from The Matrix are building an Apple Store. Don't ask.
Please don't go, Lympics! Stay a bit longer. We'll make up some sports for you. Freestyle egg and spoon? 100m Ikea checkout race?
You put empty milk bottles outside your front door, someone replaced them with full ones. Never happens with empty wine glasses does it?
What would make Red Dwarf X truly great? The return of the Talkie Toaster.
Between huge miscarriages of justice, awful government, Olympics, weather, Piers Morgan, I think it's time to turn the UK off and on again.
Hebden Bridge has the sandbags out again to prevent the regular flood of tv and radio reporters