#20000thTweet goes to @pbdp @pyfagorass @lloydi_boy @dazzler_ @concornelissen @zazzy31 @sarahious http://t.co/7GhvBf9j

This picture reminds me of @pbdp and @pyfagorass my home boi's! *ghetto z-snap* http://t.co/yS5sv9JP

I have all my #TheYoungsters books. And yes they are signed! @anele @khayadlanga @dannykmusic @nikrabinowitz @gillbreslin @shakasisulu

If you want any information regarding #TheYoungsters tweet me! @dannykmusic @khayadlanga @shakasisulu @anele @nikrabinowitz @gillbreslin

Let's speak Fax @sarahious *boop beep* *doodle-loo*

Great & Powerful @kco76 has given me yet another gem to read... Z: A Novel of Zelda Fitzgerald. The "first flapper" comes alive in letters.

Great article: Why ebooks are a different genre from print  http://gu.com/p/3eyxd/tw  (via @guardian)

@pyfagorass *takes a 5 min time out* hahahahaha. Thanks Py ;) *gives finger-gun*

@acidcircus *watches clock* *looks around* *swings on balls of feet* *claps hands* So...

@ladysayfuckalot how's the raw diet going?

@sawyerbean21 @seanbrandon89 @lloydi_boy *hands Sean Big Girl panties* Sorry, boy. No cure or Survival pack. Make tea or go for a walk.

@tammy24_7 To date a reader: because you can ramble on about a book without apologising.

"@theofficialted: I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate." Reminds me of @pyfagorass

I dreamt that I was making @pyfagorass dinner in a bikini. It was spaghetti bolognaise.

Lecturer: Numbers are tools | Me: o.O #pubhons

*begs this week for mercy*

Monday, you peeping Tom!

*looks at to-do list* *puts on big girl panties* *sips coffee* *starts with first item on list* Let's do this!

"@pyfagorass: "I may not go down in history but I will go down on you" ... as seen in a Twitter bio..." That was only for you Neil, dear.

"@pyfagorass: You guys that trawl my TL... I see you." *stops. wide eyed stare* *coughs* *backs away whistling*