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I want to make a short movie and title it "a life of a hoodrat",I say short movie because it might turn into a porno after awhile
The bum that smells like weed just asked me for spare change. I wonder how much more he needs to for a dub?
"You get a booty call and I get a cudies" stupid Bart Simpson
Guy with no teeth hits on me while I wait for my coffee. Life has a funny way of making me laugh when I'm not in the mood
Nothing like the smell of pee in the morning to say "happy wednesday"
Why can't life be easier? I just want to sleep for 3 days straight
If its on a Hash tag, it's the truth
I missed out on a free coffee....I feel stupid
You know a book is good when you start to chug a beer and you keep reading
"Shit happens!" What about shit doesn't need to happen #JustSayin
"If it tastes like chicken, Keep on lickin...tastes like trout, get the hell out!" Oh Urban dictionary #lol
I'm getting a smile wrinkle because of all the "fake smiling" I do at work
A unique laugh- slightly annoying but genuine and Self-proclaimed Butt Whisperer