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Dear Moms pinning homemade teacher gifts on Pinterest: We don't want melted crayon initials.We want coffee & liquor store gift cards. Thx.
I'd like to announce my candidacy for Pope. Sure I'm not male...or Catholic...but I *do* look good in hats.
Can I count on your support?
What the hell is Mrs Obama doing introducing best movie? Pssst...Hollywood...your politics are showing.
You know what, Tuesday? I've had just about enough of your lip. Don't make me pull this week over.
Neighbors across the street are moving today. Apparently, they're moving to 1976, based on their furniture.
I'm drinking the first regular Coke in years & years. Feel like I'm already getting the shakes.
That's right jaundice - my baby girl just kicked your yellow ass! Deal with it.
Why is it my son shouldn't watch violent tv bc it will make him violent, but all the shows promote fruits & veg and he won't touch them?
Did you know it's unseasonably cold with lots of snow in SK? It's weird because no one seems to be talking about it.
It is wrong to hit coworkers. It is wrong to hit coworkers. It is wrong to hit coworkers. It is wrong to hit coworkers.
Wife, mom, teacher, shoe enthusiast, Queen of sarcasm, grad student, in no particular order