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My dad called me a hipster. Christmas is ruined.
If you have a lip ring, there's a good chance that anything bad that happens to anyone is your fault.
Why can't we live in a time period where people who complain about stupid bullshit get ripped apart by horses?
Is it a requirement that you have to be unfortunate looking to upload 12 pictures of yourself per day? Because that's what it seems like.
Probably going to suggest my usual "If your bring me food, you can punch me in the face or whatever" offer today.
Is it a requirement for a dog to die in every new horror movie? Fuck off, Hollywood.
Someone I work with smells like salad dressing. People aren't supposed to smell like salad dressing.