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If you have a lip ring, there's a good chance that anything bad that happens to anyone is your fault.
I don't know a word of Norwegian, but I'm pretty sure there's a new @kvelertak song on iTunes.
@floralbacon $500 is just slightly excessive. You think they'd at least give you guest list for life.
Why can't we live in a time period where people who complain about stupid bullshit get ripped apart by horses?
@floralbacon THAT IS SUPPOSED TO SAY "CAT" BUT MY PHONE IS A FUCKEN JOKE.
@floralbacon NO! DON'T EVEN GO THERE! YOU AND YOUR CAR ARE BEST FRIENDS!
Is it a requirement that you have to be unfortunate looking to upload 12 pictures of yourself per day? Because that's what it seems like.
Probably going to suggest my usual "If your bring me food, you can punch me in the face or whatever" offer today.
Is it a requirement for a dog to die in every new horror movie? Fuck off, Hollywood.
@floralbacon I sometimes have to drive 20 minutes to go to a show, you don't even know.
@floralbacon DESTINY! THAT FUCKING 5-HOUR ENERGY CHRISTMAS COMMERCIAL KEEPS COMING ON!
@raysalghul I didn't know "gay" was spelt with an "R" now. #boomroasted
@desmondfitz His debut EP "Scarves and Looking Like a Corpse That Washed Up On A Beach" available now.
Someone I work with smells like salad dressing. People aren't supposed to smell like salad dressing.
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