You won't be laughing when your blow up doll has a headache & won't give up the ass!

Welp, i will be watching movies & not getting vagina all day, how bout you

I brought sexy back but they said no returns after 30 days without the receipt...

@linzh0e karmas way of saying hey fuck you too.

Grown ass men all over the country acting worse than my highschool bball team over poor refs.. If Packers played well enough they'd a won..

@belleknoxx couldn't agree more. I can make a bong out of any 3 objects.

"I need a snorkel, an avocado & an ice pick"

@belleknoxx what about towel fort blanket joints?! I love doing that off the dunes with a couple surf boards. Like a hippie teepee & shit

@darkpassenger74 acts like a duck quacks like a duck, prolly gotta duckface.. Gotta call a spade a spade my dude.

@belleknoxx rightfully so. I now think 'nervous' is a good thing, blind trust is a weakness some ppl seek out to use against other ppl, sad

"Emotional deception, it seemed, was a staple of the human culture, without it, human civilization would be crippled by honesty"

Some dickhead cop from TR just pulled me over while I parked in my driveway and impounded my car for putting my old plates on it, 1 day old.

I'm finn'da break my foot up off in someone's ass if I hear that "ur chick she so thirtsy" joint again. God damn motherfuck it's my trigger💩

@cynicallongkat the most useless unneeded comments come out of that ass clowns mouth
Stating the obvious never sounded so over paid, dickish

Super sneaky play is Donnie Avery who's starting for uncleared Collie, Luck going to have to throw A LOT

@drewman24seven 10 'special' brownie points for the quality description on your profile page. Tip'o the hat good sir.

@misslizvicious insecure people, bands and cover song artists? And kids who don't go to shows but act like they do to be cool, Need YouTube

It's supposed to be 'we the people' not 'us the government'

@theblowout but every time I come around the city i am supposed to go bling bling?
A rapper said so, so it Has to be true?
I'm so confused..

@rockandrolltart that takes a whole lot of coffee And patience. Share your secrets I wanna be human too

“@kingpatrick24: There is no such thing as "kinda gay"”

Sure there is. It's called bi curious & it's quite common in girls at bars, man..