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If this isn't the turning point on guns in America then God help us if we ever see the event that is.
I was going to vote for Obama, but I just saw three Romney yard signs in a row and now I am not so sure.
"Call me ASAP. I need to talk about Batman." -A text that I, a 27 year-old adult, just sent.
Should be a great debate tonight between your drunk uncle and your asshole college freshman cousin who just read Atlas Shrugged.
Obama "lost" because he was prepared to debate a conservative and a moderate showed up.
Foursquare updates are basically the Farmville of Twitter.
Just RSVP'd for a party on Facebook, at which point FB suggested I invite other people. First suggestion? My grandma. This is why I tweet.
Dude at the gas station blaring Seal "Kiss From a Rose" AND HE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SEAL.
My mom un-followed me.
Romney "won" because he abandoned any and all unpopular positions that he and the Republicans have been campaigning on for 2 years.
I'm all for social equality, but people who put ketchup on Chick-Fil-A chicken minis should be treated like the animals they are.
January flew by. Can't believe it's already a week into Febru-any.
But today I'm in a good mood because I am going to be an uncle by the end of the night.
I want to throw a Regular Sweater Christmas party. Only solid colors and tactful patterns allowed.
Saying "we shouldn't politicize this tragedy" politicizes this tragedy.
Anyone know if Halloween falls on a Thursday next year or if it is just the entire month of October again?
I feel like if you can successfully manage 18,000 mp3's you could probably successfully run most businesses and hold any public office.