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OKAY WHO CREATED THE OKCUPID ACCOUNT JUST TO ASK IF THEY COULD FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND THEN IMMEDIATELY DELETED BEFORE I COULD TELL YOU YES
"Slut is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say yes. Friendzone is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say no."
JUST REMEMBER THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ABOUT GIVING TO CHARITY IS TELLING EVERYONE THAT YOU'RE GIVING TO CHARITY
I would make the worst drug dealer, not only bc I just texted someone "OKAY I WILL BRING YOU DRUGS" but also because I'm now tweeting it..
You know you're cute when #SomeoneCuteOnTwitter is trending & no one mentions you bc they're too intimidated by your beauty and sandwiches
KANYE SHRUGGED #coolerbooks
why is mental health so much less important to society than physical health?
FAV THIS TWEET IF YOU WOULD LIKE ME TO DESCRIBE YOU IN SANDWICH FORM (PS JUST COS YOU'RE A VEGETARIAN DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE MEAT FREE)
Mad props to daniel tosh for opening my eyes to the fucking disaster that is the male comedian community.
Q: IS THERE ANYTHING CHUCK NORRIS CAN'T DO??? A: NOT BE A HOMOPHOBIC MORON
IF MENTAL ILLNESS IS SO IMPORTANT THAT IT EXCUSES SO MUCH CRIME, WHY DOES IT COST TWICE AS MUCH TO SEEK MENTAL THERAPY THAN PHYSICAL
the death of children is not acceptable joke material. if your humor has to be THAT shocking to get attention, it means you're not funny.
#TweetlikeABoy I hate myself I hate myself I'm so depressed im so sad sad sad sad you are cute im sad can I see yr boobs I'm depressed sad s
#WhatHurtsMeTheMost waking up tied to a chair and being sawed to death i guess
nicki minaj is the worst sandwich i've ever eaten