I suppose if I were cliche' I could use this as some sort of metaphor for life...

But looks like a million bucks...

...Eating some wierd soup I made for dinner... Tastes kind of disgusting.

See? Carrot top agrees with me.

Having a crappy day, lousing around at home.

Why can't I quit you, oh carton of ice-cream?

Dangit! Verified Tina Fey isn't on here... I wonder if Verified Tina Fey's Sarah Palin is? ...

BEWARE... I follow random people on the street as well as on Twitter...

"Ideally, I think my dream job is to be a mortician. But yeah, I think I could deal with working at McDonald's... if you'd have me."

Looking for lunch, I'm outti. ... (Outi? Outty? Danggit! My scheme to appear socially acceptable is failing!)

One double caramel machiatto express, with a mocha weedgrass shot of m&m's to go please?